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o_o; thats scary.

I thought they were… I knew some homless kid who lived in the sewer pipes (not kidding) and i think he was a vampire, real down to earth guy though.

put salt around you home and keep a cross by your bed.

Not that I want to squish your sense of creativity here, but are you sure this was not merely a very realistic nightmare? Still very frightening I’m sure.

There is so little evidence out there for human vampirism, that It would be very difficult to help you from the perspective that this was a real event.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

salt and garlic. put them by the window and corners of your room. omg, i hope u are kidding.

HOW TO KEEP VAMPIRES AWAY: Frankenstein

* Put garlic all over the house.
* Have the sign of the cross ready.
* Keep all the lights on in your house.
* Threaten them with holy water.
* And if they don’t work stake them with wood.
http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/wickham/…

Various methods have been used to protect against vampires. Driving a stake of ash or aspen wood through the heart during the daylight hours will kill one. Until 1823, when it was made illegal, it was common practice in England to drive a stake through the heart of suicides. In Romania, red-hot bars were often used. The vampire’s body would then be burned or reburied at a crossroads.

In Eastern Europe, vampires are believed to be afraid of garlic. Farm animals can be rubbed with garlic to protect them, while garlic often hangs from doors and windows to keep vampires out. Anyone who does not like garlic can be suspected of being a vampire.

Thorns of wild roses will also keep vampires away. Because vampires are compulsive counters, poppy seeds are often tossed around cemeteries, so that when the vampire awakes, he will spend the night counting and be forced to return to the grave before dawn.

Vampires dislike mirrors and silver, so silver crosses or icons were frequently displayed in houses for protection.

that…is freakin hot.
vampires are awesome. let him bite. then youll live forever.
then send him to my place!

Christian items dont actually hurt a vampire, fun fact there

you mean “vampyres”

we use the term “vampire,” to refer to imaginary mythical creatures who mainly inhabit ancient religious myths, horror movies and other works of imaginative fiction. They are generally portrayed as once dead, reanimated, blood-sucking human corpses. They are very scary individuals. Fortunately, they don’t exist in reality.

Their existence and attributes are largely based on ancient religious myth, We use the term “vampyres” to refer to a real phenomenon involving real people. This notation is fairly commonly used in the vampyre community, but its use is far from a consensus.

Rare conditions & activities that may have contributed to vampyres

Hematolagnia: A small minority of people have a condition called hematolagnia — popularly called a blood fetish. They are sexually aroused by drinking human blood.

Porphyria: This is another rare disorder. It causes people to have a adverse reaction to strong light. They often have to avoid sunlight and only come out at night.

Renfield’s Syndrome: This is a disorder first described by Richard Noll. He suggested that a drive to consume human blood originates with a childhood injury and develops over time. The American Psychiatric Association does not recognize this as a valid disorder.

Satanic Ritual Abuse: Gothic Satanism was invented by the Christian church in the 15th century CE. They taught that that Satan worship existed, was widespread, and was a massive threat to the established order. These beliefs gave the Catholic church legal and moral justification to conduct Witch burnings. Protestant countries also held witch hunts, but hung the unfortunate victims. Some of the practices that were attributed to Witches — drinking the blood of unbaptized infants, devouring infants’ bodies, converting them into soup, baking them in an oven, or converting their bones into ritual instruments may have contributed to the vampire panic.

Lifestyle vampires: Those who regard themselves as actual vampyres are often in a state of tension with others whom they describe as “lifestyle vampires.” “Lifestylers” are viewed as individuals and groups who merely pretend to be vampyres and who have none of the spiritual, psychical, and physical experiences of real vampyres. “Lifestylers” are seen as attracting too much public attention to vampyrism. They also consume some of the supply of human blood which is always scarce

I agree with Court, let him bite you! Then there will be no problem!

i disagree. stay away from them. lol

Yes, maybe lilies is right after all. What if he didn’t brush his teeth, his bite may be infectuous.

Honestly, only a crappy Vampyre needs a window for getting away, a better one would just go through the wall. And why running away at all?

Hrm… I may have been picky when getting girls in bed, because those I have been with have been good looking also when waking up… Is there anything special with you, scaring even a Vampyre away?

Hrm… when I think of it, you did not state that you are a girl. Am I just prejudiced?

Hehe, fragged. What info?
My expectations on a professional vampyre, or that I’ve been with more than one girl (I married two of them), or that I am prejudiced?

The poster may be serious, but then I believe that it is still a nightmare. Or if it is real, then that it is a police matter. Either way I would not care if the vampire got killed by a stake. But it is like discussing where to stab a tiger with a knife when you fight it. It is not likely that you get a chance to stab it at all, so you better stay away from it.

LOL
well, if he comes back, again i ask, send him to me!

I wish he’d come to my home. Perhaps you’ve done something to catch this persons eye? I wouldnt be scared to be honest.. well. I take that back. Be frightened, thats natural, but show courage.
That is, if in fact this wasnt a nightmare.. ive had real ones where i could swear it was really happening.

My windows unlocked :)
-Rachel
Florida

One of my friends is a vamp. Believe me he did the same thing to me but i just talked to him and now he even trusts me enought to tell me where he sleeps during the day! Try talking to yours believe me they are really good with homework help!

uhhh, were not all lunitics. youre just narrow minded it seems

Blood drinking vampires have donors, they don’t go around taking without the donors aproval.

alright rose love I think we get it