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Eat chocolate !

yeap maybe I need to do it…

Let me tell you a story. It’s a bit depressing but it gets really funny. About 2 years ago i got a call from my boss to come in for work. Got to work and my boss goes “you didnt get the message?” And i say “What message?” He says “We’re not gonna need you in today… in fact you might want to put in an app with (misc security company) because we’re laying off all of our security staff.” I say “Thanks for nothing boss.” and leave. I catch a bus to my favorite coffee place and get off a few stops early to get control of myself and not seem too distraught in front of my friends. While walking down the street on this oh so lovely day my wife calls and tells me over the phone she wants a divorce. So far i’ve lost my job, and my wife in the span of about an hour. So full up and ready for some coffee and sympathy i continue toward my coffee house that is now about 3 blocks away from where i recieved the call from my wife. I’m walking along wondering what i’m going to do now that my day has gone to hell in a hand basket when up ahead of me about a blobk up something on the sidewalk catches my gaze. I cant believe my eyes. Theres no way on this most unfortunate days that the fates would try something so obvious and simple to rain one more ounce of fecal matter on me. On the sidewalk up ahead…. is (get this)… a Banana peel. Now honestly after whats happened so far this day it would be the height of foolishness to actually slip on a banana peel laying so picture perfect in the middle of the street. So i’m stareing at it thinking to myself (no way. no way am i slipping on that after the things that have heppened to me today). Getting closer and closer as i walk the banana peel looms evily before me. (not gonna slip. not gonna slip. not gonna-) BUUURRRNG!!! face first into the street light next to the banana peel. I tell you it was a horrid day. The fates had to be ROFTAO and the world had had it’s little joke on my expence. When i got to coffee and told my friends about my day i got to the banana peel and lost it. I havent laughed that hard very often since but i still giggle when i think about that banana peel. So in answer to your question when the world conspires against me i keep going, laughing all the while just to show the world that it will take more than misfortune and banana peels to stop me from smileing.

LoL Deck that was a day of badluck, I am glad you sae the funny side :D Although I doubt I would have, not on the same day that is, maybe a week of 2 later I would have found it funny

I tell the world “You really dont know who I am and what I can do, do you ?, theres a reason i was givin the nick name TL” Then collect myself as I preepare for a deadly battle we call life… I wont hold back this time.

lol aye my life is just one long sometimes bad sometimes good joke. Either way i’m always laughin.

Whats the nick name mean then Dan?

Thats the way to face it deck, with a smile, sometimes its harder done than said though.

I am embressed to say, but back when I had friends they heard stories of what I’ve done and seen some first hand.

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Whats the nick name mean then Dan?.

FINE !

… The Legend

LoL, I wounder what you did to get people calling you that :)

Many “legendary” advetures lol… some not soo good things, just crazy advetures.

Hmm I keep forgeting “N” in adventures

Adventures then eh!
You sound very cinfuseing, I do hope that you did not get that name from useing violence in any way shape or form, because then i would have a few nicknames of my own for you :)

No, just were My life was in danger and i made it out alive (attacked by a pack or wolvs/dogs/somekind of animal and survived by fighting back with an umbrella. One experince we were being mugged and I was protecting my and family… The mugger is dead, i do regret that.