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So anyways, we’re going to play a game!

….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.

Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

Then, out of the silence, a screech pierced the night. What the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)

I now realized that although I had some “sweet” supernatural powers, the Terror Twins were now holding in their hands my “kryptonite”: milk! My only hope would be to avoid the little droplets of white death that they were shaking from their sippy cups as they approached.

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Enilorac edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the oddest help.com story ever…..by writing ONE word.

You have to pick it up from there, by typing the next word to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.

Enilorac edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever…..by writing ONE sentence.

You have to pick it up from there, by typing the next sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

PersonalPandaParty edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

PersonalPandaParty offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Titusville, FL, US | 2 years ago (7 minutes after post)

I added the first thing I could think of…

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heatherfeather edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an ackward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Enilorac edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an ackward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

~LazyDaze~ edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an ackward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 309 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years ago (18 hours, 29 minutes after post)

Funny~
I can see this story getting very Bizarre :D

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Enilorac edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an ackward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the rateings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

mou edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an ackward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the rateings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

mou edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

Then, out of the silence, screech pierced the night. Was the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)

mou edited this post 2 years ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

Then, out of the silence, a screech pierced the night. Was the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)

vinod42 offline Verified User (2 years) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
London, 17, GB | 2 years ago (1 week, 3 days after post)

funny

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fengshuisweetheart edited this post 1 year, 11 months ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

Then, out of the silence, a screech pierced the night. What the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)

Enilorac edited this post 1 year, 11 months ago. Read the previous text »

Don’t make Enilorac bored you won’t like her when she’s bored *slowly changes to a Hulk green skin*

……Okay, that was odd, wasn’t it?

But it DID draw your attention ! HA! :)

So anyways, we’re going to play a game!….Because I am bored. :)

What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever

You have to type the first sentence to the story.

Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.


Here we go…..

I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.

Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!

The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.

*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..

“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.

Then, out of the silence, a screech pierced the night. What the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)

I now realized that although I had some “sweet” supernatural powers, the Terror Twins were now holding in their hands my “kryptonite”: milk! My only hope would be to avoid the little droplets of white death that they were shaking from their sippy cups as they approached.

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