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So anyways, we’re going to play a game!
….Because I am bored. :)
What I am going to do is start the coolest help.com story ever
You have to type the first sentence to the story.
Remember: It should be odd, silly, and most likely have your name in it.
EDIT THE post to continue the story.
Here we go…..
I entered the room to see that two of my best friends were making out…and there was an awkward silence as I just stared at them grossly, without them noticing; then I ran from the room in disgust.
Out of nowhere, a giant wombat dropped from the ceiling, bringing about great fear in me!
The wombat waved, and blurted, “Hey, everyone,” then proceeded to stare in amazement at the two humans kissing.
*click* I turned the T.V off and thought about how I should get some real friends and not just the ones on t.v, these shows are getting strange, the ratings must be going down to get a real wombat to act..
“Mo-om! I’m going to the mall!” I called cheerfully, but there was silence and I suddenly knew Mom was planning on making me babysit the Terror Twins, Taylor and Tonya, whose hobbies included calling my friends to tell them they have cooties, turning my radio and television volume in my room to MAX, and pulling my hair…..great.
Then, out of the silence, a screech pierced the night. What the f*** is out this late screeching? I thought. I opened the screen door and WHAM! A radioactive leprechaun jumped on me, and with one bite transformed me into… LUCKY CHARMS! The meanest, leanest, greenest crime fighter the world has ever seen! (And part of this nutritious breakfast.)
I now realized that although I had some “sweet” supernatural powers, the Terror Twins were now holding in their hands my “kryptonite”: milk! My only hope would be to avoid the little droplets of white death that they were shaking from their sippy cups as they approached.
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