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A rabbit walks into a grocery store and asks the man behind the desk, ‘You got any carrots?

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The man replies ‘No, sorry, we don’t sell them here.’
The rabbit nods and walks out of the shop. A while later he returns.
‘You got any carrots?’ he asks.
Looking confused, the man replies ‘No, we don’t have them, sorry.’
The rabbit nods, leaves the store, and returns a short while later to ask the same question. The man is beginning to get irritated now, and shouts at the rabbit,
‘No, I already told you, we don’t stock them! If you ask me one more time, I will nail your feet to the floor!’
The rabbit nods and leaves the store. A while later he returns and asks,
‘You got any nails?’
Confused, the man replies ‘No, its a greengrocers, we don’t sell those here’
‘Oh ok…’ the rabbit replies…
‘You got any carrots?’

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An Unknown Location | 10 months ago (2 minutes after post)

Green-eyes………….I got a real good laugh from your joke………..I needed that ……………THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………..RON

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Chesapeake, VA, US | 10 months ago (5 minutes after post)

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ” Hello ? ”

“Is your daddy home?” he asked.

” Yes,” whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, ” No”.

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” ” Yes,”

“May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, ” No,”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

” Yes, ” whispered the child, ” A policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

” No, he’s busy.” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to daddy, mommy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A helicopter,” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, “Searchers just landed a helicopter!”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… ” ME.”

This one KILLED me!

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Liston, 02, AU | 10 months ago (5 minutes after post)

ha ha bet you it was bugs bunny….

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An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (8 minutes after post)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha…..love that joke rcky…love it!!

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An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (13 minutes after post)

LoL very good :D

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An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Hahahahahhahahahaha

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CA | 10 months ago (3 hours, 9 minutes after post)

lmao, those are both really good

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Tullahoma, TN, US | 10 months ago (4 hours, 11 minutes after post)

Hahahaha!

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Indianola, IA, US | 10 months ago (10 hours, 37 minutes after post)

Got a good chuckle from that one

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Delft, 11, NL | 10 months ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

looooooool! great jokes! lmao! xD

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