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I’d be the zombie, I have no plan…. : )

No, I ‘d probably just be waaaaaay to lazy to create a plan and figure its to much effort to be part of the resistance anyway…

that depends. are they “Shaun of the Dead” kind of zombies that are slow, strong, and stupid, or are they Halo zombies that are fast, strong, and can shoot at you?

“SHAUN of the dead?”…

yeah, its a spoof movie. if youve ever seen Hot Fuzz, its the guys that were in that, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost.

Ah, spoof. Gotcha…it’s all coming back now. For a second I though you had a major typo.

lol, so seriously, which kind?

Which kind of typo?

The ultimate zombie plan is get in my rocket-ship and leave the planet.

well, assuming its shaun of the dead type zombies, i would be in my room with my friend when they strted breaking thru the window. id pick up my piano keyboard and hed pick up the stepstool and we’d whack as many heads as we could on my way down the hall to my parents room, where the gun safe is. he would take a big knife from the kitchen, for a precaution, then wed barricade ourselves in the room as i unlocked the safe. once its unlocked, i would take the .44 magnum, and one of the shotguns, and hed take the magnum revolver, and another shotgun, both of us will take as much ammo as possible, then shoot our ways into the kitchen, take the aim-and-flame lighter, then go out in the backyard, and stock up on any of the propane tanks we could find, stuff them into the golf-cart, and ram our way through to the front, where we would ditch the golf cart, and take the truck. after running over tons of zombies on our way out, we would finally arrive at the local hunting shop, which is accross from a mall, which has a plethora of explosive things in it. there would be enough high explosives, giant sword-like daggers, and giant guns in the gun shop to stock the truck full. after we got the truck full, we would drive down to the local water park, where theres a ton of really high slides. after the call to the national guard, we would sit and wait, shooting the $*%#& out of any zombies that managed to get up after we kicked down the stairs. when the EVAC heleicopter arrives, we light an emergency flare, they pick us up, and a fleet of F-22s come in and purge the city. the end.

if they were Halo zombies, everything would be the same up until the kitchen part. instead of leaving the room, wed take the power drill, some screws, and a bunch of the metal plating in the garage, and barricade ourselves, along with all the weapons, into the hidden storm shelter in the closet. once they leave, we get an evac from the natl guard.

I see how it is. lol. my post won’t cut it anymore. anyway, I’m gonna recomend you decide on a single cannon for your zombies (i recomend the Max Brooks version from the zombie survival guide.