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What is the purpose of a rubber duck?
I am so perplexed that I stay up at night contemplating this. This is more important than the meaning of life.
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My son does 2 things with his, he offers it to me to eat while i give him a bath, and he squishes it under-water then squeezes it so ater comes spraying out at me.
its great fun.
but what is the purpose of the duck to an adult?
well, I do the same things in return. i offer it to him and he bites it, then i spray him with water out of it.
also great fun.
Well, you can make sweet sensual love with them, they need loving too
cjcahill1 wrote:
but what is the purpose of the duck to an adult?
Return to childhood…of the joys of a carefree existence…or you just like duckies.
well they are like friends you can talk to in the bath i mean its not like you would invite your friend around to sit in your bath with you (well i dont atleast im sure there are people out there who do)
also they are fun =]
gazz
You don’t invite your friends into the bath? Huh—
hehe, hey you guys wanna come to my house later? I’m having a bath, we can play “guess who urinated” hehe
Dont look at the duck and smoke. Smoke and post responsibly.
fourthings wrote:
hehe, hey you guys wanna come to my house later? I’m having a bath, we can play “guess who urinated” hehe
Even better, we can turn off all the lights and play “who’s in my mouth”
or whats in your mouth
only if there are only women there that is
lol
It was originally developed in northern china to ward off evil spirits. They say the quack of the duck made demons tremble in fear.
wow holy duck power =D
does it work on evil people ??
gazz
I think it does
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
I am conflicted.. I want to know who killed the ducks, and I want to buy one.
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