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What time do the cows come home?


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~LazyDaze offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 185 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (0 minutes after post)

Very funny :D
I don’t know that, I put it as an expression.

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 76 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

the cows don’t come home

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 76 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

If you talk to a dairy farmer who grazes his cows they are taken home morning and evening for milking, but in a natural state they would never come home.

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knowitall offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Plainsboro, NJ, US | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

They’ll never come home baby! If they ever do, life stops and we’d all be goners. If you’re curious as to when this end of the world will be, the Mayan Calendar says 2012. However, this could be because they ran out of room or just felt like stopping their count.

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An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

xbox wrote:
I was hoping to learn something useful…

Like what?
My mad uses of sayings?

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 76 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

or maybe someone came and killed them before they could finish counting

knowitall wrote:
They’ll never come home baby! If they ever do, life stops and we’d all be goners. If you’re curious as to when this end of the world will be, the Mayan Calendar says 2012. However, this could be because they ran out of room or just felt like stopping their count.

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An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Ok now I am lost, that was quick for me lol

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An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

what home ,whose home, do cows even have homes and who builds these home, cow contractors?,cow carpenters? cow brick layers?

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knowitall offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Plainsboro, NJ, US | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

Actually, the Mayan Calendar was established before the Aztecs came and wiped them out. Then of course, the Europeans then wiped out the Aztecs… Isn’t our world’s history just wonderful?

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 76 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

did they wipe them out with a windshield wiper?

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knowitall offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Plainsboro, NJ, US | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

Jebus Zeus wrote:
did they wipe them out with a windshield wiper?

????

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prettypoufy_anony offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

They usually come home on Saturday nights.

That’s when I take them to the moooooooooooooooooovies.

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sherryn offline Verified User (9 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
Brookdale, 08, AU | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

According to my mother the cows will come home when I finish my ironing, which; apparently; is some time around the 12th of Never.

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Hyperactiv3 offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (7 hours, 14 minutes after post)

6:59pm they come home.

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 76 #
An Unknown Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (8 hours, 5 minutes after post)

maybe thats why the chicken crossed the road, too let the cows know it was time to come home!

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mills offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
Moncks Corner, SC, US | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (14 hours, 53 minutes after post)

i ran over the chicken, looks like the cows ain’t coming home now

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An Undisclosed Location | 8 months, 2 weeks ago (5 days, 17 hours after post)

hahahaha
i’m more keen on knwoing when pigs fly? i know they do…or can..but when will they??? or will they?

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