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When I die…

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I died and went to hell , the devil came to tell me that he was going to make my life unbearable for eternity, he would torture me all day long, deprive me of sleep, talk nonsense all day, by night he would make me work in the bowels of hell in the furnaces just to keep him warm , I would have no time for socialising , friends or fun……… I started and could not stop laughing …..when he asked why I was laughing when he was going to be so nasty ………..I simply said ……wait for it ……………. I have been married to your sister for years I will be glad of the rest lol

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sirmsnfordpoochtheth #
Oklahoma City, OK, US | 1 year, 10 months ago (12 minutes after post)

Bro that aint funny people actually die and go to hell

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Ha got ya !! how do you know??? did they come back and tell you?

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-Jela- 3 #
GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (18 minutes after post)

lol, hahahahahahahaa!!!
thats hilarious!!!!

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sirmsnfordpoochtheth #
Oklahoma City, OK, US | 1 year, 10 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Ya they did actually lol… including your mom

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (23 minutes after post)

My mom died long time ago from cancer and she is still in the ground being eaten by worms lol you need to better than that to wind me up

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sirmsnfordpoochtheth #
Oklahoma City, OK, US | 1 year, 10 months ago (25 minutes after post)

Whatever man I’m a christian i dont like hatin peole only lovin

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (27 minutes after post)

Ah now it makes sense , now tell me as a Christian How did Adam and Eves kids have kids themselves thats incest where I come from ?

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sirmsnfordpoochtheth #
Oklahoma City, OK, US | 1 year, 10 months ago (28 minutes after post)

are you serious thats the most retarded objection ive ever heard!!!!

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anothernikki 4 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (32 minutes after post)

sirmsnfordpoochtheth wrote:
are you serious thats the most retarded objection ive ever heard!!!!

Wow, for someone who dislikes “Hatin” that’s an awfully mean statement. Almsot like you’re “hatin” someone who has a different opinion as you on the subject of the afterlife. Doesn’t seem very Christian to me.
I was raised Christian and we were taught to be tolerant of all beliefs.

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sirmsnfordpoochtheth #
Oklahoma City, OK, US | 1 year, 10 months ago (44 minutes after post)

im plenty christian and im very tolerant… i help muslim kids 3 hours a day!!!!

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 hour, 25 minutes after post)

Im defo married to his sister , retarded is a serious accusations bet you don’t even know the meaning of the word? , bet you don’t even know that is no longer PC to call anyone retarded ? and its not an objection ??? its as others have pointed out an opinion , you see I always ask that one to so called christians and they can’t answer. Heres the cruncher I too am christian id do the whole bit , church, prayer , reading bible etc , and I would never call anyone retarded without getting to know them first and even then I would use a better word like “are you serious thats the most silly thing ive ever heard “…… your answer is conspicous by its absence.

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Xeno Dragon 43 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

I’m hoping to go to hell, if there is such a place. I have several posts explaining why.

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 hour, 38 minutes after post)

Hi Xeno :- here you go
http://health.yahoo.com/flu-medicatio…

Hope you feel better soon but as always never over do drug intake , always consult lables and if it persist then go see doctor

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super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 hour, 39 minutes after post)

sorry wrong post lol ……it s hell when that happens lol

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nextstar 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (6 hours, 55 minutes after post)

I like your post so much I felt is woody allain was talking, hehe . Don’t worry you are not going to hell .

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Not Me 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (15 hours, 12 minutes after post)

When I die people are going to finally say what a B*tch I was.

super_ritchiebaby 9 #
Greenock, V4, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (17 hours, 42 minutes after post)

Hey Ambivispice dont be down B*tch ’s are useful things and if they say that . well hey they remembered you ….! theres lots of folk die and don’t get remembered . I don’t know you so to me you not a B …..

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Not Me 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (3 days, 11 hours after post)

ha ha (sadly- I’m not a B*tch at all, I just don’t want a depressing funeral with “oh she was so good and thew world is at a loss without her” No, they’ll forget me soon enough- at least they should speak both ends of the exaderations)

Stacey loves no one 32 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (5 days, 20 hours after post)

lol you have an answer to everyfink dont ya:) lol ya maddddd :)

oh well u wanna tlk through shouts?

lots of love

Stacey
xoxo

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koala 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 week after post)

here’s a good question to all people who are religious … of the God you portray is ALL GOOD and PURE etc.. and if he is ALL POWERFUL… WHY…would he see things being SOOO important..that he would COMMAND them… but then give us the chance to MESS UP and DISOBEY by “free will” and so to go to HELL to be tortured????! has anyone read CONVERSATION WITH GOD? well i recommend that to EVERYONE!!!!

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li.mony 1 #
Milwaukee, WI, US | 1 year, 4 months ago (6 months, 2 weeks after post)

“i help muslim kids 3 hours a day!!!”

I love this statement! It’s like saying “I’m not racist, I knew a black guy once!”

If hell is real (and that’s a pretty big if) I’m so going there…

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okei! 111 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (6 months, 3 weeks after post)

whats wrong w/ sirmsn? obviously out of his mind!
that’s why deactivated!

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