Procrastination help: Growth Lesson For The Day…….Defeat procrastination:Do - Help.com

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I had been putting off sitting around doing nothing. Now I have done it. It failed to bring about the sense of achievement I had hoped for.
I am confused.

i think ill make an banoffee i told a mate id randomly make him one =D

I have also been putting off ending my horrid excuse for a life. Im not sure that your growth lessons are as generally applicable as they first appear.
I also have not engaged in “self-abuse” for some time now.
Decisions, decisions…

Ah, I happen to know paranoiaman that you have engaged in self abuse most recently in the form or adding me as a friend, cant get much worse, there you are problem solved.

Procrastination, does that mean I have to do all the horrible stuff on my desk I’ve been putting off for a few weeks… hard work…

I had a horrible feeling you were going to say that

Seriously, I am deciding daily whether I can continue to justify my continued apparance of existence. I talk sh*t because people don’t want to see despair, hopelessness, depression right there in their faces when they ask how you are. They want to hear “fine” and go back to talking about whatever sh*t they watched on TV.
Please do not subject me to a barrage of “your life is worth in excess of $45.99 and you make a valuable contribution to the daily suffering that is human existence” posts. I know what I am. I have decided, every day this far, to continue the struggle we all face. It’ sjust really hard sometimes, y’know.
Im just rambling now. Stay tuned, I’ll say something “weird” and I can be safely slotted back into whichever box you like to keep your mental image of me in.
Forget you ever read this. Or else.

Or else what, if you did not wish for people to hear how you feel then you would have not written such things. Like you say, seems easier to say fine, and everything appear fine to all although everything could not be any further from the truth. Why do you feel like this? Won’t bother with you’re worth more than this speak, as I have said before, you’re rates are extortionate! lol! BUT what I will say is that I am thankful to have bantered with you, you’ve made me smile which is certainly not particularly easy at this present time, and I sure you do many other people on a daily basis. How about we start at the beginning, why do you feel like this, cant really comment further without knowing a bit more. AND, I shall not forget I read this, so what ya gonna do, eat me?

tinkerbelldreaming wrote:
Ah, I happen to know paranoiaman that you have engaged in self abuse most recently in the form or adding me as a friend, cant get much worse, there you are problem solved.

Ah Tinkerbelldreaming, You have done me no wrong and I have had the misfortune in life to suffer “friends” who were nothing of the sort.
Don’t get all big headed or nuthin. I’m not saying that you give me a reason to get up in the morning, or put those pills back in the drawer, but y’know. I kinda like you.
In boots. And a tight fitting catsuit, obviously.

and with Karate?

I have almost destroyed the very things I love most; my family and so far, totally failed to take steps to stamp out the very thing which is the object of my loathing ; myself.
I am liar, a no good dogboy, a failure on so many levels. I am disconnected from the world and those I love in it.
And most definately Karate.
Marry me. The children would be hideous, though. Unless they took after their mother. This was the case previously, thank Grud.

Or maybe you are physically hideous. Your fairy soul is a bright shining star. Thank you ‘bell.
You will forget.
Jedi Mind trick.

You’ll learn.

Sorry.
I’ve said that an awful lot, this past year of my life.
Can’t we just forget my mental yo-yoing and go back to where I’m just the guy who babbles nonsense, everyone? See, I’m back in the weirdo box. Bad dog. Normal service has resumed.
Catsuit clad, boot wearing Karate ladies, see me later. Privately.

Yeah you lucked out there! lol.

But they would have the greatest magical powers, scary hairy with a twist of tinkerbell dust.

Anywho, we’ve all screwed up, and led ourselves and those we love the most down the path of destruction. What are you doing about things now, past is past, you obviously do not feel very good about yourself at the moment, but like I say past is past, you are master of your own destiny, and you dont like the paths you’ve bin on, so change them? Do not loathe yourself, Its not productive! I am one person on the planet that does not, and like I said before, there will be many others.

Jedi Mind tricks don’t exist in my world, sorry, although I am normally very forgetful without the need for any mind tricks so you never know, I might forget. Keep them hairy fingers crossed

For punishment?

Yes, please. I have money. And dog biscuits.

paranoiaman wrote:
Catsuit clad, boot wearing Karate ladies, see me later. Privately.

certainly sounds like a threat to me! Like a head master… I don’t think he offered dog biscuits and money? huh?

My apologies, Felicity for hijacking your post with self-pitying depressive pap. I beseech you to continue with your daily nuggets of self help, thrown at us like sh*t from the monkey enclosure. In a good way.

tinkerbelldreaming wrote:

paranoiaman wrote:
Catsuit clad, boot wearing Karate ladies, see me later. Privately.

certainly sounds like a threat to me! Like a head master… I don’t think he offered dog biscuits and money? huh?

No threat intended. Just another fine exapmle of my innate ability to communicate very, very badly and sow seeds of misunderstanding and conflict in my wake. The anti-midas touch. Everything turns to sh*t.
I have no Mastery. of head or otherwise. Hopefully, any aforementioned lady respondents will be very skilled in that department.
Oh dear. I think I will have to take a cold shower and have a nice lie down. Whilst trying not to think of cat suits. Or boots. Or Ladies. Or fairies.
Play nice, in my absence.

Exapmle IS a word. Its like example, but better.

haha!!! I do not play nice under any circumstances.

I really am going now, as I am starting to like you a little too much, fairy.
Am I under a glamour? Bluddy Jedi Mind training.Wasn’t worth the $89.75, I tell you.

Empty threats, you said that before! Anything to do with Star wars is definately not worth it.

Stop it Fairy! Please. Bad things happen to people I like. And you are right about star wars. Now the army of Lucasites will come for us both. Or are you really me, too. Am I typing conversations to myself? That would explain a lot. Except I wouldn’t like you if you were me. Why can’t life be like telly? With less sport. And more Hot Karate female detectives.

Life is like telly most of the time?

And you really do lie paranoiaman, you were giving empty threats, you do not make my detective work very difficult, I like it. Less aggression required. If you are indeed talking to yourself and vice versa, does that mean next time I look in the mirror I will be hairy? I most certainly wouldnt be getting anywhere near the level of intelectual conversation if I were having a conversation with myself, which I do most frequently I must add… yep, way past the first sign…

My dad used to say the second sign of madness was hair on the palms of your hands

The first, of course, was looking for it there.

So I et him. Wif chips.

what stage are you on then!!!!!!

did you get a fur ball after? or you swollen him whole?

ooops, swollow obviously, dont normal have difficulty

with spelling

Crying into my coffee/soya milk/ green tea. Stage 5, subsection d. Self loathing and consideration of ending it all.
The cold shower has taken care of the swellings, thank you very much, ya fairy minx.
And I discreetly spit into a tissue. Like a lady should.

You are very random. That is not very ladylike at all but different strokes for different folks I guess.

What can we do to get away from the self loathing?????

Cat suits, karate, fiesty detectiving, etc?

hahaha! I’m off to go fight some crime, and some get some naughties.

#people!

Hey heres a thought, with your hunting ability and my detective super fairy powers, we could take over the world, fight all coming our way. Problems solved…. if only, I’m going back to neverland now. Torar!

Seriously, tink (if it is at all possible to be serious when you are a slumbering fairy and I a dog faced mongrel) You have cheered me up quite considerably, and ggiven my feeble mind something much more worthwile than plotting my own doom to do today. Thank you. I shall have to lay a trap for you and keep you in a jar all for myself Mwaaahaahaaa.
Oh. did I type that last bit out loud?

ggiven is like given, but better endowed.

If I were to defeat procrastination I would not be answering this post… see how good procrastination can be… I am helping others….hahahahaha

You did, but I shall be too quick to fall into such traps, are not aware of my detective super powers!!!! I’m glad I have kept you occupied, although I take great upset to your implication that fairies can never be serious, any one would think you don’t believe. I may have to review this friendship. Take Care, and screamingly wonderful, good post, I succeeded in my challenge.. Yey me, what does tomorrow bring???

Ouch. Thanks, screaminglywonderful. Does that baby have pinkeye? I was warned that procrastinating would ruin my vision and make me hairy. Pah! Simpletons.

lol hairy fairies and fuzzy bells… I wish you all Peace love and pumpkin pie

screaminglywonderful wrote:
If I were to defeat procrastination I would not be answering this post… see how good procrastination can be… I am helping others….hahahahaha

I’ve been on here all day (yes, day, you behind the times transatlantic fellows. Its getting dark here now. Do keep up) while I was supposed to be working and I haven’t helped anyone.
Do I get a badge? (button for our across-the-water chums)

Paranoiaman, the awards ceremonies for all extraordinary helpers was yesterday, no one told you? ***hand the P-man his red ribbon***

Nobody tells me nuthin. ‘Cept my pal monkey. Thanks to that feisty fairy, I think he needs a spankin.

Now it is dark and work is nearly done, it is almost time for me to run free in the streets howling at the moon and bludgeoning my feeble brain with belgian beer. Same time tomorrow, people.
Kisses.

nooooo

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

nooooooooo, I don’t want that…. stay and play. you can howl later.

ha ha! i already have! used to procrastinate writing my books but now going crazy on it!

Yay! Thank you for reminding me! Going to get at it! :)

… time to go commit suicide …

ambivispice wrote:
… time to go commit suicide …

ROFL.

I’ve been procrastinating on replying. I think I’ll do it right n-….hey, Seinfeld’s on!