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Some question about australia from potentinal tourists…

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Q will i be able to see kangaroos in the streets? USA
A depends how many you have been drinking..
Q can i walk from sydney to perth along the rail road? UK
A sure its only three thousend miles
Q can i bring cutlery in to australia? Germany
A sure why not use your fingers
Q are there supermarkets in sydney and milk available all year? Germany
A no we are a peaceful civilization of hunter gatherers milk is illegal
Q do you have perfume in australia ? France
A no we stink
Q i have a question about a famous animal i forgotten its name its kind of bear
and lives in trees USA
A its called a drop bear and piiddels on visitors
Q can you tell me were the female population in tasmania is smaller then men? USA
A yes in gay nightclubs
Q do you celebrate christmas in australia? Sweden
A yes only christmas

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Barbyman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (1 week, 4 days after post)

firstly it is not much difference from the states all the shops and shopping centres more or less have the same things,only in a smaller verging we only have 23 million people the same size as the states often i look at big cities and see all those people walking nearly on top of each other here its more relaxed and more than ten times less people than in the states i have being back to Germany a few times and its the same over there far to many people for my liking than comes the weather the winters are very mild compared to Europe or the states another thing Australia is one of the biggest and richest country in resources ideal for young engineers i think when i came to this country i made the right decision even though i have family in Canada to this day never regretted coming here now that i have all i always wanted hoping from the boss a few extra years to enjoy ….

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Barbyman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 10 months ago (2 weeks after post)

i came to Australia as an immigrant 1961 only 19 years old could not speak there lingo totally confused ,Australia in those days was very backward at least 15 years behind Germany ,but you could not convince one Australian to do it like this or like that and so my journey began in this country 4years later i got married had 2 boys and still married to the same women its like and old car you know her and your faults. When the boys were 10 -14 respectively we bought 5 acres and started to breed and race racehorses i had no experience with horses ,never grew up with any we lived in the city wow what an experiance.27 years i stayed with horses i loved all of it but the end was i nearly went broke with so much corruption going on in the business the only money we made was from the property and that’s were we are now.A lovely place right on the water were i have my boat my Japanese koi fish i had some for thirty years and they still growing some can live up to 100 years and from last year i started to compose serious music i have written 10 complete songs and i love to compose maybe nothing comes out of it ,that don’t matter i still keep composing it really relaxes me, anyhow that is part of my story enjoy…

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fletcher offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
AU | 1 year, 7 months ago (3 months after post)

As an Australian living in Melbourne, I found those questions quite funny.
=P

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Barbyman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 7 months ago (3 months after post)

well fletcher i thought so to ……

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