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Stacey loves no one
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do you guys get this?

A duck waddles into a bar and asks “do you have any bread?” the barman relpys “no sorry we only sell drinks”. The next day the duck goes back and asks again “do you have any bread?” and the barman replys “no!! i told you yesterday we only sell drinks and if you come in here again im gonna nail your beak to the bar”. The next day the duxk goes back and asks “Got any nails?” and the barman says”no” and so the duck goes “got any bread?” lol
i fought ov tht one mesel but i don;t know if it is good or not please could you give me your opinion

Thankyou

Stacey
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'Bell offline Verified User (8 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

I like it!!!!

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Moncks Corner, SC, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

burn it

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Love_Is_Pain offline Verified User (10 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 20 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

Its heaps Cute :D Haha

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Northampton, J1, GB | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

its well gy

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JesusMurphy offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 24 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

I get it, but I hate it.

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Khalivarsha² offline Verified User (8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 14 #
Minneapolis, MN, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (15 minutes after post)

You thought of that one yourself? I like it. I also get it.

But then again, I got it the first time I heard it a few years ago :/

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'Bell offline Verified User (8 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

lol

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Nightowl offline Verified User (9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 20 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

lol, its funny.

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Tvøroyri, 00, FO | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 19 minutes after post)

I’ve heard it a bit differently. It’s more of a telling joke than a reading joke though. You have to be able to make the duck voice. I remember I told my father that joke, and the next day mum was pissed at me cause she had woken up several times during the night because my father kept on laughing… lol

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Sofia, 42, BG | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 26 minutes after post)

lol yea its ok

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paranoiaman offline Verified User (9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 14 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 36 minutes after post)

I like it. And I have a degree in anecdotal humour. And rabies.

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ScreaminglyWonderful offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 19 #
Wilmington, NC, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 50 minutes after post)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA I like stupid jokes, it’s funny.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 59 minutes after post)

hahaha it’s cute :O)

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Gurnee, IL, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 hours, 19 minutes after post)

I like it! :o)

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animal offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Norfolk, VA, US | 7 months, 2 weeks ago (2 days, 19 hours after post)

I think I heard that joke from an elderly jewish man. The accent made it pretty funny though.

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