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james_cheyn
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This is very funny for england at the moment.

A man was stuck in his house because of the flooding so he moved himself and his belongings to the first floor a couple of hours later a boat came past and tried to rescue him the man sad “no no its ok god will come along and save me” so the boat went away anyway the floods started to get higer so the man moved up to the second floor shortly another boat came passed and asked the man if he wanted rescuing the man said “no no go will come along shortly and rescue me so” so the boat went away then floods started to get higher so the man moved to the roof and then a helicopter came would you liked to be rescued the helicoper said no no god will save me said the man Anyway he drowned and went to heavan and he went up to god and said why did you not save me and god replied”i thought two boats and a helicpoter were a big enough hint” he he he what do you thing

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Anonymous #
11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

Not THAT funny.

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Anonymous #
11 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

its ok tho

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Anonymous #
11 months, 2 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

you read it lol

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11 months, 2 weeks ago (39 minutes after post)

well, i thought it was cute and made me giggle a bit. thanks for sharing.

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webjeff200 offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Chicago, IL, US | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (20 hours, 22 minutes after post)

Thats an old joke, I heard it many times. Their is also the one about the two baseball player wanting to know it there is baseball in heaven. I will have to post it here one day.

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