late help: I want to become a Russian submarine captain but I don’t know how to. - Help.com

you have to join the Russian navy - for starers.

Can I do it? Im nearly 30 and still live with my parents in the USA.

I mean Im almost 30 and still live with my parents in the USA. Can I do it?

Do you think you can pass the physicals, I hear that Russian military training is brutal. Do you really want to. Besides - what’s wrong with American subs, you won’t even have to learn to speak Russian.

I have been training in my room.

na he’s right, its gotta be russian or nothin. i’d say watch hunt for red october……..alot.

….like alot, alot.

Yeah..know any other Russian submarine movies?

nothing comes to mind….. you could try U571, but thats germans….close tho. first off ya gotta smoke alot of cigarettes, every german sailor smokes lots of cigarettes. next off get one of those totally lame sailor outfits, ya know with the little blue stripes. and sorry but your gonna have to work your way up to captain. they don’t just give anyone a nuclear submarine….these days.

Whatever man I know for a fact they don’t make you smoke cigarettes. I just gonna buy the captain uniform and go over there, they will know.

good luck sailor, i mean captain. but if ya don’t smoke cigarettes….their gonna know somethings up.

It will be too late be then. I will already be in control of the largest submarine in the world.

you could always go onto freetranslation.com and figure out how to say some awesome Russian submarine quotes. Oh and a burly mustache could really work in your favor…let me know how it goes. I’ve always wanted to be the assistant to a submarine captain :P

dude i think she’s hitting on you. but then again,most girls have always wanted to be the assistant to a russian submarine captain……if ya catch my drift.

I doing the whole **** beard :) Assistant huh? I could use an assistant to assist in the submarine docking procedures : )

I’ll start researching my duties

…and I think I still have my old sailing uniform…it’s a bit, revealing but I think it’ll work

We will see kayt. There has been a recent increase in requests to fill the position and its going to be a close decision. I might end up with 2 assistants. But don’t get your hopes up ;) Its a very demanding position.

привет… Я - ваш новый помощник

Я хотел бы помочь Вам состыковывать вашу субмарину сэр

I already know russian

Ваш русский язык немного беден. Мы должны были бы воздействовать на это сначала.
Но возможно есть место для Вас бортовой. Вы являетесь женскими, разве это не верно? В каком возрасте?

определенно женщина, я мог бы предпочесть нянчить ваших моряков в задней части …, и я молод для вашей информации. Семнадцать

Это очень забавно, но я знаю, что это - Вы Kase

I think I might need that last one in english…

Very amusing Kase :)

I’m not Kase…if it’s me you were referring to. I do know the man, but I’m definitely not him. no sir, we just share the red hair

You have to be 18 to join the Navy :) So sorry ;)

I’ll see you in the winter then. Perfect sub time

The position will be “filled” by then. So sorry ;)

that works out perfectly wouldn’t you say? by next winter you’ll need a fresh new assistant to fill the position. One that isn’t tired and sea sick, someone who can keep up with the responsibilities and duties of such a position.

Ok ;)