What is your price?
Have you heard the one about the guy who goes into a bar. He sees a beautiful woman - a stunningly beautiful woman - and decides to approach her. Now, he’s nothing special to speak of: a little lumpy around the waist, a little scant on top. But he’s always had a way with the girls (who knows?) and decides to try his luck with this very sophisticated, fabulously turned out woman.
He chats her up for a while, buys her a drink. She’s alone and doesn’t seem to mind. Finally, he turns to her, looking deep into her eyes, and says, “Excuse me, I’m wondering, would you sleep with me for $1 million?”
She smiles - he’s joking, she thinks - and flutters her eyelashes. He reassures her that he’s very serious, pulls out his bank statement and shows her a very healthy balance. After several exchanges, she smiles and agrees.
He says, “You’re a beautiful woman. Very sexy. Very sophisticated. I’m wondering, would you sleep with me for $500.”
She’s insulted. “What kind of woman do you think I am?”
He smiles. “We’ve already established that,” he says, “now we’re just haggling over price.”
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Have you heard the one about the guy who goes into a bar. He sees a beautiful woman - a stunningly beautiful woman - and decides to approach her. Now, he’s nothing special to speak of: a little lumpy around the waist, a little scant on top. But he’s always had a way with the girls (who knows?) and decides to try his luck with this very sophisticated, fabulously turned out woman.
He chats her up for a while, buys her a drink. She’s alone and doesn’t seem to mind. Finally, he turns to her, looking deep into her eyes, and says, “Excuse me, I’m wondering, would you sleep with me for $1 million?”
She smiles - he’s joking, she thinks - and flutters her eyelashes. He reassures her that he’s very serious, pulls out his bank statement and shows her a very healthy balance. After several exchanges, she smiles and agrees.
He says, “You’re a beautiful woman. Very sexy. Very sophisticated. I’m wondering, would you sleep with me for $500.”
She’s insulted. “What kind of woman do you think I am?”
He smiles. “We’ve already established that,” he says, “now we’re just haggling over price.”
~LazyDaze
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