~ Dam* Line of Dirt ~
I was cleaning the house today, and the same question goes through my head every time I sweep. “HOW… do you get that last little bit of dirt up?” You know… the one that builds up in front of the dustpan? No matter how much you sweep it towards the dustpan, there is still that ‘tiny’ little line that stays there on the floor… just starring at you.. laughing… and mocking you….. because you cant get it to go into the dustpan…
stupid little line of dirt…. i’ll get you one day….. hehehehehehehehehehehehehee… but for now… ill just sweep you under the fridge so no one can see you…. including me….
So tell me… what do “you” do with that little line of dirt??? hhhhhmmmmmmmm??? lol.
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Either get a damp paper towel and wipe it up or vaccuum it up.
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hahahaha… by the time i go to sweep.. its the last thing that i do in my house work… so the vacuum has already been put away.. and by then.. im just too lazy to get it back out… but i never thought of a damp paper towel.. good idea… lol..
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Even a bit of damped bog roll will do it.
But what’s wrong with shoving it under the fridge? Every now and then you will have to get hubby to shift the fridge for you, to get rid of thousands of little dirt lines. YOU put under there.
Once you have got rid of those you will only have one little dirt line to shove under the fridge, to start the prosess all over again.
It’s good to share the housework together with hubby.
Get two pieces of paper or cardboard and use one to sweep it onto the other
Swiffer Sweep and Vac. That thing is the ****!
You could of course get a sniffer dog, that should do the trick. Yeh forget all that guffle up above and down below, it’s gotta be a sniffer dog.
thep wrote:
Even a bit of damped bog roll will do it.
But what’s wrong with shoving it under the fridge? Every now and then you will have to get hubby to shift the fridge for you, to get rid of thousands of little dirt lines. YOU put under there.
Once you have got rid of those you will only have one little dirt line to shove under the fridge, to start the prosess all over again.
It’s good to share the housework together with hubby.
hahahahahaha…. thats too funny.. cuz you are exactly right… lmfao..
Anonymous wrote:
Swiffer Sweep and Vac. That thing is the ****!
i had a regular swifter a while back.. it was ok… but the swifter with vac works great?
nextstar wrote:
Your post is so funny , hehehehehehehe :D
hahahaha.. yeah… i was cleaning my house today… and it has been a question that i have always thought of… and usually when i get these little brain farts… i just find them to be off the wall and funny… so i always seem to write them here to see what others think about it… hahahahahahahahaha…
I use a lint roller on it, because 9 times out of 10 it’s mostly cat hair.
Sniffer dog, gotta be a sniffer dog.
a sniffer dog…. that might cause a bigger mess.. if he sniffs up that dust…
eeeeeewwwwwwwwww….. lol..
Yes I know, but you always have a dog to blame for the mess then. Umph, do I need to explain EVERYTHING? You could always make patterns with the lines, could make it look quite pretty with a bit of practice.
The the idea of the sniffer dog in the first place, Is that the line of dirt will be stuck up it’s nose. Then put it outside untill it’s had a good sneeze.
Problem solved?
Hehe, I usually just use a damp paper cloth. If there isn’t one available, I sweep the dirt into a corner.
mikuru.
That’s old fashioned and out dated. Get a sniffer dog it’s the new in thing.
mikuru wrote:
Hehe, I usually just use a damp paper cloth. If there isn’t one available, I sweep the dirt into a corner.
hehehehe… glad to know im not the only one who spreads that line.. hahahahaha…
so thep.. what do we do when the sniffer dog sneezes… hhhhmmmm??? lol
You just aint reading the answers are you. I said up above when it’s sniffed the dirt up it’s nose, you put it outside until it has had a good old fahioned doggy sneeze.
Problem solved?
I have a feeling your not taking this at all seriously.
aaahhhh… gottcha…
thep wrote:
I have a feeling your not taking this at all seriously.
hehehehehe… im trying… havent had my pepsi yet today… but i have finally gotten it to sit in front of me.. give me a little bit.. and ill be a little more clear headed about this… hahahahahaha..
Well now your sitting comfortably. I have a female sniffer dog that’s had 23 puppies. I need to know if you would like to buy one, they are only $100-00 dollars each?
Thats a cute sniffer dog, not as cute as mine though, are you sure you dont want to buy one of mine?
Thats the ugliest dog I ever saw.
thep wrote:
Well now your sitting comfortably. I have a female sniffer dog that’s had 23 puppies. I need to know if you would like to buy one, they are only $100-00 dollars each?
wow.. all that for just 100.00… what are the guarantees with the purchase.. may i ask..
I will personaly vouch that they are trained to sniff dirt lines.
Only the normal dog atatchments, whatever you percieve them to be.
The original Swiffer sucks. It still has that little cloth thing to stick on it, that picks up dust and that sort of stuff, but with the vac it actually picks up crumbs, hair, etc….It works really well!
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Untill it looks something like this plus a bit and then some.
OK then $80-00, now ya have to agree that’s cheap?
You get the broken balloon as well, if you want it.


