Thought help: The Zombie Holocaust Continues!

Jackie Chan

Dallas, TX, US

The Zombie Holocaust Continues!

I’m trying to become the strongest Zombie so I can beat the garbage out of the other icky zombies. If you would please join my army…

Thoughts on the coming zombie apocalypse. Discussion of zombie scenarios as portrayed in film, literature, comic books, and everything in between.

Zombiephiles everywhere rejoice….

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

Can I have flaming chainsaw arms?

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

of course you can *replaces joes arms with flaming chainsaws*

Help me with: Zombie powers

JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

Awesome! *flails wildly*

Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (38 minutes after post)

well i’m sorry but i’ve always said that if the zombie shizzle starts goin’ down i’ll be one of the crazy ghetto mo-fo’s kickin’ zombie butt.

Help me with: OK folks, I’m desperate.

obiwan42 #
Warren, OH, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

i would freaking love to join!! omg this will be so great well have parties all the time and have sleepovers ever friday night!! i cant waitttt

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (47 minutes after post)

first off i think we shall have to eat your brains obiwan. you seem not the zombie army type. we don’t do sleep overs maybe eat overs though. and setto fo shizzo ma nizzo, zombie bob marley will be our leader.

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obiwan42 #
Warren, OH, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (48 minutes after post)

ok eat overs sound amazing!!! and my brains are not on the menu!!

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (49 minutes after post)

iZombie wrote:
zombie bob marley will be our leader.

hahahahahaha!
yes! surely this sounds like the greatest zombie movie ever?

Help me with: OK folks, I’m desperate.

obiwan42 #
Warren, OH, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (50 minutes after post)

duhh

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (51 minutes after post)

hell yah bra…
we are assembling all the dead greats for our zombie army. zombie jim morrison and zombie janis joplin and zombie jimmi hendrix… we’re setting the scene for an all out zombie fest zombie clark gable… frankly scarleti don’t give a dam cuz i’m eatin your brains.

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (52 minutes after post)

Hmm, what are we gonna do about Bruce Campbell?

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (53 minutes after post)

i’m thinking of nameing it spaced out zombies from hell battle bruce campbell.

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (53 minutes after post)

We’d so lose

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (54 minutes after post)

well you know brucey baby has to win,,, plus all the greats always die at the end of the movie… so the zombie fans can have an emotional cry.

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

but there could e a sequel!

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

be*

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

Can there be lots of naked zombie women?

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

of course, it will be a threequal of course. we need to keep it pg13 though so we can get the under 17s money

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

i’m casting for the spunky zombie comic relief guy now though. we need some laughs in the movie also

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (58 minutes after post)

nah don’t be crazy, under 17’s aint got no money.

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (58 minutes after post)

sure mom and pops can front the bill

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (59 minutes after post)

wait, speaking of cash, where’s the money coming from to make this?

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (59 minutes after post)

we goin’ train robbing?

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour after post)

Aaaaaaaaaawesome!

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour after post)

we’re gonna make it cheap like the cloverfield monster and the witch movie, wtf name i forget

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

blair witch?

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

yeah thats it,,i has a video camera

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 2 minutes after post)

I’ll video me goin “raaaaaaaaawr” on webcam after I eat a kebab, it’s not a pretty site

Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 3 minutes after post)

JOE!1! wrote:
I’ll video me goin “raaaaaaaaawr” on webcam after I eat a kebab, it’s not a pretty site

hahahahaha!

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 4 minutes after post)

i’ll film me chasing kids around with a chainsaw. that’s good footage.

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Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 4 minutes after post)

seems like a plan

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 5 minutes after post)

Where do the naked zombie ladies fit in here?

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 7 minutes after post)

iam fly 3000 miles to eat some hot russian bride brains

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

after the movie’s premier, we can have a zombie party.
invite all the celebrities then eat their brains too.
increase our world influence.

Help me with: OK folks, I’m desperate.

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 9 minutes after post)

heck yah… but most celebrities have very little brains so we gonna have to invite alot of them.

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

Nom finger food *sticks finger in Britneys ear and scoops out bitesize snack*

Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

haha too true.

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ScreaminglyWonderful 9 #
Wilmington, NC, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 29 minutes after post)

I was so gonna ask you to kill me and then join your friggin Zombie Amry, but that was when I felt sorry for you cuz you had no replies, so now your zombie *** and all your ganja smokin’ lazy *** zombie army are gonna have to catch me first!!!

“My Zombie *** was gonna kill that girl, but then I got high….” -sung by Afroman

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JOE!1! 2 #
Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

I don’t do drugs broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosef

Jackie Chan 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

lol *laughs deep gutteral zombie laugh and then eats screaminglywonderfuls brains*

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Toodles Setto 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 35 minutes after post)

iZombie wrote:
lol *laughs deep gutteral zombie laugh and then eats screaminglywonderfuls brains*

and that’s what’s up!

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ScreaminglyWonderful 9 #
Wilmington, NC, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 3 minutes after post)

iZombie wrote:
lol *laughs deep gutteral zombie laugh and then eats screaminglywonderfuls brains*

Too bad girls don’t keep their brains where you boys do, or I might ask you to eat my brains over and over…. o.O

JOE!1! wrote:
I don’t do drugs broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosef

Okay…. look up, this is the stoner zombie post, dude! wtf -> hendrix, joplin and jim morrison….

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JOE!1!

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