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How to make your post popular (Part II).

I’m assuming you’ve read Part I. If not, then do so.
OK, these are alternative measures to make sure people see your post. You may laugh, scoff, or call them extreme, but they sure as hell work.
1. Create an image with your post title and/or “Help.com.” Put it on Imageshack and link it to your post. Now put it on your signature of EVERY FORUM YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO and advertise it that way.
2. On every other post you make on this site, put “P.S. - I’d appreciate it if you went here: [post link]” at the end.
3. Through AIM or Windows Live Messenger, show your friends the link and say it’s a picture of a hot girl.
4. Call random people up and say “I know what you did last summer… OK, no I don’t… but if you don’t go to [post link], I’ll hunt you down!”
5. Send every user on this site 5 invites to this post.
6. Change your name to the same as a popular user on this site. That way, you’re more likely to be taken seriously.

So, that’s it. Believe me, these methods WILL work. Guaranteed.

::Note: This post is a joke and is not intended to be regarded seriously.::

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

lol

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*=Adam=* offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 44 #
Riverton, NJ, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

lol.
Ps, I would appreciate it if you went here: http://help.com/post/134088-heres-a-f…

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Fizz offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 26 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (28 minutes after post)

lol and I was just about to ask, what’s so important about having the most popular post.

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logout offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 239 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (44 minutes after post)

Wow…competitiveness on help.com

what will they think of next…

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issybelle offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 38 #
Boulder, CO, US | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

i’ve done none of those things and i’ve gotten at least two most popular posts
hm

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Maximina offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 84 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 day, 5 hours after post)

These are great! Maybe I will try a few!

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2greeneyes offline Verified User (10 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 24 #
Midvale, UT, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

Thanks for the tips.

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Fizz offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 26 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

lol Greeneyes, you are being great at reviving old post this week.

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Ammo offline Verified User (7 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months ago (2 months, 1 week after post)

Thanx.

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IngeniousNotCrazy offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Scottsville, VA, US | 5 months, 3 weeks ago (3 months, 2 weeks after post)

Ha ha ha… very funny…

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