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How to make your post popular (Part II).

I’m assuming you’ve read Part I. If not, then do so.
OK, these are alternative measures to make sure people see your post. You may laugh, scoff, or call them extreme, but they sure as hell work.
1. Create an image with your post title and/or “Help.com.” Put it on Imageshack and link it to your post. Now put it on your signature of EVERY FORUM YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO and advertise it that way.
2. On every other post you make on this site, put “P.S. - I’d appreciate it if you went here: [post link]” at the end.
3. Through AIM or Windows Live Messenger, show your friends the link and say it’s a picture of a hot girl.
4. Call random people up and say “I know what you did last summer… OK, no I don’t… but if you don’t go to [post link], I’ll hunt you down!”
5. Send every user on this site 5 invites to this post.
6. Change your name to the same as a popular user on this site. That way, you’re more likely to be taken seriously.

So, that’s it. Believe me, these methods WILL work. Guaranteed.

::Note: This post is a joke and is not intended to be regarded seriously.::

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