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Zombie powers

* Zombies never sleep, and they are incapable of fatigue.
* Zombies are impervious to pain and require no air to breathe.
* They are thus immune to drugs, poisons, gases, extremes of temperature and pressure, high voltage electricity, suffocation, and drowning.
* While not invulnerable to physical injury, zombies can suffer great damage to their bodies (including dismemberment) without being adversely affected. Dismembering the legs will render the zombie immobile, but the creature will still continue to subsist. Likewise, decapitation will incapacitate the body, but the head will still “live”.
* Zombies don’t possess any superhuman strength, nor do they have a night vision, a characteristic usually common to undead monsters.

Walking dead

“walk or die” has been replaced by “die and walk”. The most terrific aspect of the zombie is that it first appears as the casual shape of a typical civilian which mind has been sucked out and left empty. Zombies are terrific because instead of delicately sucking your blood as the vampire, they come in disguise and brutally tear you into pieces. The deactivation of a zombie’s nervous system, caused by the curse or chemical and genetic alterations, has often been used to explain their very low mobility and rate of metabolism. The chemicals in the human hypothalamus acts as a stimulant for their metabolism, prolonging their not-quite-dead condition.

Craving for human flesh

Zombies created by voodoo tend to be harmless, and are often used as slaves by the witch doctors that have created them. In spite of its rather feeble intelligence, the hollywood zombie is a both intellectually and physically driven only by his all-consuming hunger for fresh human flesh. Why the dead are so hungry for living flesh is still unclear?. As a slightly potty researcher illustrates in Day of the Dead, the dead do not need to eat, they reach for live flesh even when they have no mouth or gullet, even when their stomachs have been removed. The impulse is part of their very fibre, a spiritual craving. They are dead, and death wants to consume life. It is an image of insatiable nihilism that is hard to resist. In Romero’s trilogy and sequels, the world has discovered that these zombies are particulary fond of human brains, requiring the chemicals in the hypothalamus for maintaining their existence.

Some cases of vampiric zombies have also been recorded.

Zombies are also known to locate easily their preys across walls and distance. Do they smell living flesh like our Ogre of the fairy folklore ?

Contamination

Another deadly aspect of the zombie is their ability to rapidly spread their undead scourge, increasing their numbers to vast measures. The bite of a zombie will cause its victim to quickly grow sick and die (usually within 3 days), only to rise again as a zombie. There is no known cure for this virus. Excision and cauterization of the “bite-infected” area (e.g. - removing a hand or arm, etc.) has proven to be completely ineffective in halting a victim’s metamorphosis into the Living Dead. The fact that the majority of the zombie movies arrived during the 80s during the height of the AIDS epidemic is difficult to overlook.

Weaknesses

The zombie’s strength level is at normal human-levels, but they are considerably slower that average humans, possessing poor agility and coordination. Most zombies have difficulty with simple mechanical objects and obstacles such as doorknobs, latches, stairs, and fences. When confronted individually, zombies appear rather weak, but the creature’s true threat is revealed when they are encountered in huge numbers. These relentless legions of tireless, flesh-eating machines will assault you on every side and corner until you fall and there comes the lunch

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DaNi♠HaTes♠You offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 43 #
Parsonsburg, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

why was I not invited why am i not a zombie friend

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

i added you and tried to eated you but you didn’t friend me yet

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

pfffffffft, your not zombie material anyway…

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Parsonsburg, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

well i added you back but i guess you can eat my brains because i want to be a zombie too

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Pine Grove Mills, PA, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

Oh yeah, adding, hmm

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you too Joe

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

A philosophical zombie is physically identical to a normal human being, but completely deprived of conscious experience or subjective consciousness.

In this sense zombies are mere automaton, completely ‘mindless’ in the conscious sense.(we have some of those around here but not to be confused with real zombies)

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Parsonsburg, MD, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

so basically zombies are sociopaths

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

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i so wanna be that

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

well you can ,once the zombie stage is reached, you will soon start to decay and will reach maximum zombification in about two months

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yesssssss nowdays zombie eat anything besides just brains

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oooooOoOo evil dead or army of darkness…. army darkness

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (23 minutes after post)

Zombies recently conjured by me and others threaten civilized (i.e., materialistic) . Humanoid beings that behave like us and may share our functional organizations and even, perhaps, our neurophysiology’s makeups without qualitative conscious experiences, zombies seem to meet every materialist condition for thought on offer and yet — the wonted intuitions go — are still disqualified (disqualified for lack of zombies — can battle their evil (behavior eating) cousins to a st from being thinking things. I have a plan. Other zombies — good andoff. Perhaps even defeat them. Familiar zombies and super smart zombies resist disqualification, making the world safe, again. Alas for functionalism, good zombies still eat programs. Alas for identity theory, all zombies — every B movie fan knows — eat brains.

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (28 minutes after post)

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I would get one but in two months ima zombie

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Wilmington, NC, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 49 minutes after post)

Do Zombies eat trolls? *asks innocently*

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (3 hours, 38 minutes after post)

zombies eat anything that crawls or walks upon the earth, though they mostly prefer human flesh.

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Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (3 hours, 48 minutes after post)

ZOMBIE VS VAMPIRES

Attribute Vampires Zombies Advantage
Brain Highly Developed Barely Functional Vampires
Eyes Night Vision Extreme Myopia Vampires
Sense of Smell Above Average Exceptional Zombies
Hearing Exceptional Impaired Vampires
Jaws Powerful Vice-like Zombies
Nervous System Normal Capable of Repair Zombies
Circulatory System Resilient Virtually indestructible Zombies
Strength Exceptional Powerful Grip Vampires
Speed/Agility Advanced Stiff-limbed, slow Vampires

When vampires and zombies were pitted together in one-on-one competition, the vampire’s advantage in the areas of speed/agility and brain power would usually be enough to trump the zombie’s indestructibility. But the zombie tendency to cluster together in large packs often spelled trouble for vampires when the two met out in the real world.

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (3 hours, 53 minutes after post)

The Science of Zombies
Part I
Perhaps because they were easier to control and kill, zombies never acquired the cachet of their undead cousins, the vampires. This phenomenon extended to science: zombie research was considered a less glamorous field and consistently lagged behind vampire research in funding. Since development of the vaccine in 1911, the zombie threat has been greatly reduced. However, this should not make us complacent. Most experts believe that in today’s world, a zombie outbreak is far more likely than a vampire outbreak.
The Virus
Zombie plague spreaders:
the Norway Rat and the tick (inset)
The zombie virus comes from the same Mononegavirales family as the Human Vampiric Virus. The virus is propagated mainly through ticks of the family Ixodidae. The prevalence of these ticks in tropical climes is the main reason for the large number of outbreaks in those regions. The nature of the spread of zombie plagues generally depended on the place of origin. Most urban plagues were spread by aggressive rats that had been bitten by an infected tick. In the country, the tick would bite humans directly, or pass the virus through mice, raccoons and other animals.

As was the case with vampirism, humans infected with the virus would pass it from their saliva into the bloodstream of another through the bite.

Stages of the Disease
The stages of zombie transformation are the same that occur in vampires, with two major differences: in zombies, the onset of symptoms and transformation occurs much faster and has no relation to the cycles of day and night.

Stage One: Infection. Symptoms of zombie infection appear quickly: within one or two hours, the victim will develop a headache, fever, chills and other flu-like symptoms. Zombie infections last about half as long as their vampiric counterparts, mostly between three and six hours, during which the vaccine is 100 percent effective.

A zombie-bite victim under
quarantine in Panama, 1905
Stage Two: Coma. Zombie comas are considerably more brief than vampiric comas. While physiological changes-slow pulse, shallow breathing-are similar, the coma lasts only between four and six hours. Only the very young and very old do not survive zombie comas. Zombies have been found as young as five years old and as old as 90. As with vampires, the vaccine is 50 percent effective when administered during Stage Two of the infection: the longer the victim has been in the coma, the less effective the vaccine.

Stage Three: Transformation. Zombies awaken from their comas in a catatonic state. They are unresponsive to most stimuli as they shuffle about, trying to locate their prey. Unlike vampires, there is no acclimation period; a zombie will begin hunting immediately upon transformation.

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betta offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Toronto, ON, CA | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (5 hours, 15 minutes after post)

Agreements: Almost everything you said

Disagreements: indestructibility and self repair. Because zombies are essentially dead, they should not have the ability to heal. Also, it does not make sense that the zombie is virtually immortal. They should depend upon some energy source, nourishment, and circulatory system. They should also have a maximum lifespan of a few weeks to a few months. If it is a disease, and not a new species, also because their bodies are slowly rotting, they should eventually fall apart and die just like any similar disease such as flesh eating disease, gangrene, rabies, mad cow, and not be subject to any superhuman powers such as lack of need for oxygen or immunity to poison.

Also, There is no reason to bring up AIDS. Lets not mix the serious fantasy with the serious reality. It is a coincidence that the height of the zombie movies was during the AIDS epidemic. Back then zombies were conjured by black magic, not by viruses and science.

Which do you think the monsters in “I am Legend” were more like, vampires or zombies? I think they were more vampire like than zombie like, though that was certainly not a good zombie film, or good film in general.

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 2 weeks ago (5 hours, 30 minutes after post)

yeah i think they were more vampires because they were afraid of sunlight. sunlight doesn’t bother zombies
other than that, there are many mysteries about the zombies we don’t know yet

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Toodles Setto offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 445 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 day, 20 hours after post)

well that was fun to read.

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Jackie Chan offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Dallas, TX, US | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 day, 21 hours after post)

lol thak you for enjoying the zombie files

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Moncks Corner, SC, US | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

i tuned in late, but i guess iz better late than never, right. *goes and watches hott resident evil chick kick zombie ****

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