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I have a serious complusion
Its really embarassing… When I wake up with umm…. “morning wood”… I feel compelled to draw a thin Hitler-type moustache on my little man using black sharpie. It gets more weird, because if it happens on a Monday or Tues. then I always sing the National Anthem while saluting him in his veiny glory. I used to think it wasn’t a big problem but lately I have been singing the national anthem quite loudly, repeating the second and third verse and I wake up the neighbors when I hit the part about “The rockets red glare.” Can anyone help me?
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