Beauty help: i have a pre-employment drug test (urine) tomorrow. - Help.com

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There’s a Visine for that! haha

i smoked a joint and 2 bowls of low quality the last time that i smoked. but before that i smoked regularly like every other day my friend did an at home test and passed from not smoking for about 3 weeks and he smoked daily

Jebus Zeus wrote:
i think you have a 95% chance of passing. its been almost 30 days, how heavy of a smoker were you?

i smoked a joint and 2 bowls of low quality the last time that i smoked. but before that i smoked regularly like every other day my friend did an at home test and passed from not smoking for about 3 weeks and he smoked daily

neujersey wrote:
You body fat is not 4%; that is bullshit

want to bet? i checked it on a machine that determines body fat.

Jebus Zeus wrote:
i think you’ll be alright. nothing to do now unless you want to go to gnc before the test and buy one of thier quick dtoxes for 40 bucks

cant its tomorrow morning

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:
You body fat is not 4%; that is bullshit

want to bet? i checked it on a machine that determines body fat.

You machine is faulty.

your face is faulty? XD

askueg wrote:
how much did you smoke the last time you did it?

smoked a joint and 2 bowls of low quality the last time that i smoked

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:
You body fat is not 4%; that is bullshit

want to bet? i checked it on a machine that determines body fat.

You machine is faulty.

your face is faulty? XD

Was it a bioelectric impedance machine?

Omrons HBF-360 Electronic Body Fat Percentage Analyzer

Jebus Zeus wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

askueg wrote:
how much did you smoke the last time you did it?

smoked a joint and 2 bowls of low quality the last time that i smoked

listen, take it from the old hippy… your gonna be ok, don’t worry.

i am trying not to freak out

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:

beplovesam wrote:

neujersey wrote:
You body fat is not 4%; that is bullshit

want to bet? i checked it on a machine that determines body fat.

You machine is faulty.

your face is faulty? XD

Was it a bioelectric impedance machine?

Omrons HBF-360 Electronic Body Fat Percentage Analyzer

The answer is yes, then. It’s a good machine, operator error.

no i did it twice and it came up the same both times and my friend did it and it said different on his

Jebus Zeus wrote:
well there you go so just cross your fingers and hope for the best.

i am freaking out. i just chugged 1.5L of water in like 2 minutes. what is the best way to keep my urine yellow?

Well you should be alright if you have not also been around others smoking. Also make sure you don’t eat a poppy seed muffin for breakfast… I actually failed a urine test at work once because of this and I don’t use drugs at all.

Darkoath wrote:
Well you should be alright if you have not also been around others smoking. Also make sure you don’t eat a poppy seed muffin for breakfast… I actually failed a urine test at work once because of this and I don’t use drugs at all.

i have not been around anyone since i quit.

can anyone tell me the best way to keep your urine yellow. and i am freaking out hardcore i hope that i pass that drug test tomorrow.

Jebus Zeus wrote:
well there you go so just cross your fingers and hope for the best.

i am freaking out hardcore what is the best way to get my urine yellow again since i chugged 1.5L of water.

just so long as you don’t do drugs you should be fine, good luck

take a vitamin c tablet..works every time