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Funny condom slogans.

i started off with a few, anyone want to add to it?
1. cover your stump before you hump!
2. before you attack her, wrap your whacker!
3. don’t be silly, protect your willy!
4. when in doubt, shroud your spout!
5. you can’t go wrong if you shield your dong!
6.?
7.?
8.?

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tallulah offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (3 minutes after post)

to do a good job, cover your knob

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pez420 offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (3 minutes after post)

if your not gonna sack it, go home and whack it

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tallulah offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (4 minutes after post)

don’t be thick, wrap up your stick

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tallulah offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (5 minutes after post)

god i cant believe my life has come to this… no 3 is ace

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Edinburgh, U8, GB | 1 year, 8 months ago (7 minutes after post)

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

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pez420 offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (7 minutes after post)

if you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.

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tallulah offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (8 minutes after post)

rubber your rodger

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