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Calorie free Chocolate. People here need the endophines :)

What would you bring?

ummm, watermelon, that is always a favorite at a picnic! :P

Mmmmm Watermelon tastes nice at picnics :)

Super Soakers

and one of these…

Pi Pie!!! I once made one of them :)

pickled okra
pickled green tomatoes
and potato salad

A whole pile of anti-depressants, either for ya’ll or me because you guys are depressing.

I would bring Potato Salad and Cinnamon Charlies and Sodas :) (and my neffalump coz it is a teddy bear friendly picnic)

Jell-o mold

Is this a b.y.o.b. picnic?

Nyx (oregon) wrote:
Is this a b.y.o.b. picnic?

I can see where Nyx and I will be. who will bring the lamp shades?

Alcomohol sounds good at the picnic :) Although I’m pretty sure a lot of people in need of help shouldn’t be drinking…

-Sophie- wrote:
I would send Ditzy back home for not bringing the cookies she makes

hahaha I would also bring my cookies and possibly even make a cheesecake :)

Oh my God, you guys are really going to hate, hate, hate me for this, but my first thought was ‘nothing sharp’. So, so un-PC! Lots of big blankets and bean bags for people to snuggle into a feel secure for a bit.

Well the way this thread is going, I might as well bring my therapist, too.

YEAH! We can get all the good therapist to gang up on all the bad therapist that F*** people up instead of helping them. Or maybe just sit them down and tell them where they are going wrong.

Oh, and I’d bring delicious chocolate cake of cause.

I’m bringing veggie burgers and tofurkey hot dogs, too, since not everyone is a meatlover.

Ditsy? what are cimmanon charlies?………EEls, awe, Thats sounds so comforting,what a nice thought……..I’m a meat lover so I’ll bring the Italian Sausages, and more watermelon mmmmmmmm

they are Cinnamon buns dedicated to Charlie (Cookies and Cream) I made them on her Bday :)

I’d bring a lot of bottles of water, cause water is good for you.

Oh, love cimmanon(lol) rolls, My Mother in law made the best.m sure yours are great too though. Thanks Nikko- fun post!

wud bring lots of kachoris,panipuris..& other grt stuff

eat the post!!!

manas_047 wrote:
eat the post!!!

lol - I wish

i think everyone knows what i’d bring.

manas, what are those?

53770 wrote:
i think everyone knows what i’d bring.

whats that

Oh yeah, I love me a good sacrifice dance party.

fruits and balloons. :)

if you want, a clown

eek! clown! Im not coming any more those things are freaky! but a balloon artist would be cool :)

hahaha! i was just kidding about the clown! heeeheee some of you here might have nightmares at night. :D

I like bubble machine too.

An acoustic guitar,

and Lilies! =3

:D as in lilies the flowers. Gotta have some of those!

Well, I mean’t you, but I suppose that you would be coming anyway :3

I knew it. *oops :D

Hugs Fletch. I’m sure Nikko won’t mind.

I’m joining the picnic, maker of arrows. Then you take care of the music. :)

Cheese.

Sheets & paintings . it would be nice if we all starting to paint whatever cross on our minds , we would know more about each other then

I would bring a huge bowl of potato salad and huge platter of fried chicken, along with a vegetable and fruit platters. I don’t have anyone to cook for any more and it would be a pleasure to do it…

i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…

Dear Rock angel, people have suggested: a shot gun, a pile of antidepressants, lampshades, therapists, a ritual sacrafice, and worst of all, calorie free chocolate!! I think fried green tomatoes would be not at all weird, and very tasty.

els wrote:
Dear Rock angel, people have suggested: a shot gun, a pile of antidepressants, lampshades, therapists, a ritual sacrafice, and worst of all, calorie free chocolate!! I think fried green tomatoes would be not at all weird, and very tasty.

lmfao… i totally agree… and i find the other things sooooooo funny that it actually gave me a giggle… i can envision it as of this moment while typing… hahahahahahaha

-Sophie- wrote:
If all the users on this site turn up then you may want to only use blunt knives so no one cuts themselves.

lol

Teeth!

Hehe, I love this thread, it’s awesome. :)

**Rock Angel** wrote:
apple pie of course!

oooooooh yum!!! thank you Rock Angel!

for felicity….::those r indian fast foods….

You can never have too much pie ;)

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:
i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…

Incriminating evidence . . .

ummmmmmm.

I might stay home for this one. lol

Nyx (oregon) wrote:

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:
i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…

Incriminating evidence . . .

ummmmmmm.

I might stay home for this one. lol

hahahahahaha…. incriminating evidence for what?? hhhhmmmmmmmmm… hehehehehe… nah.. just so that i could save the memories…

I would bring my computer, so I could go on help and talk to everyone while they’re sitting next to me eating and playing with… the nice shotguns… and we can all exchange LOL’s when Thraxy tries to use a blunt knife to do his sacrifice.

I’d bring a Frisbee.

MittensInSummertime wrote:
I would bring my computer, so I could go on help and talk to everyone while they’re sitting next to me eating and playing with… the nice shotguns… and we can all exchange LOL’s when Thraxy tries to use a blunt knife to do his sacrifice.

lol I’ll be too busy eating to reply on help.com :P

its ok - I actually look good in green :) I have days where I simply have to wear green (called green days) love the color green in real life!

Ditzy wrote:
its ok - I actually look good in green :) I have days where I simply have to wear green (called green days) love the color green in real life!

I love the color green on me!

green’s my favorite color…. although i think i look better in red or black..

Yuck…. green…. even leaves hate green, that’s why they absorb every other colour but green lol

hehe - for some body who doesnt like green you sure do have a lot of it in you avatar (which is extremely cute by the way)

lol thank you ^^ I just like the bunny rabbit, which is grey, not green :P

I will bring my pet hedgehog, it loves being stroked but not against the grain. If it’s a sleepover you need to check it isn’t hiding in you sleeping bag. I have named it Cuthbert.
Then there is Hissing Sid. Because I cant tell if it’s male or female, I am hoping it will forgive me if I have Sid bit wrong.

Some massive big stakes and the barbie for sure and if there are any fussy people about. I’ll bring some cucumber sandwitches for them, I wont tell any body though that I will put a great big glob of musturd under the cucumber slices.

hehehe Thep - YAYs hedgepiggie at the party! woot

Yeh, you are not allowed to put hedgie in a pie, he is my best buddie.

This is the best bit saved for the end.

Captain Beaky

This song is too catchy. I mean it. Walking round in public singing it is not a good idea. People look at you funny. Basically the brave and somewhat inept Beaky and team manage to defeat an evil snake that’s been eating small critters in the woods. They win by luck, but hey, there’s nothing wrong with that…

The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band
That’s Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat
They march through the woodlands singing songs
That tell how they have righted wrongs

Once Hissing Sid, an evil snake, kept the woodland folk awake
In fear and trembling every night
In case he gave someone a bite
Said Artful Owl, ‘We’ll lie in wait
And one of us will be the bait.”
Said Captain Beaky, “Have no fear! For I alone will volunteer!”

“No, make it me!” Said Reckless Rat
I’ll stand there in my reckless hat
When Hissing Sid picks up my trail,
I’ll just lasso him with my tail!”

“Oh, good idea” said Timid Toad, “We’ll hide a long way down the road.
And when you’ve overcome resistance,
We’ll rush along to your assistance.”

Said Batty Bat, “I’ve got a wheeze!
I’ll fly and hide up in the trees!
If Hissing Sid should slither by
I’ll drop a boulder from the sky!”

Said Artful Owl, “The idea sound…how will you lift it off the ground?”
Poor Batty Bat just scratched his head,
“I hadn’t thought of that,” he said.

Said Owl, “The rest of us hold back. There’s only one that he’ll attack.”
Said Timid Toad, “I like your plan.”
“Good luck,” said Owl, “For you’re the man!”

So Timid Toad, his eyes a-popping,
Into the woodland night went hopping
Captain Beaky waved his hand, followed by his trusty band
That’s Artful Owl and Reckless Rat, and above the trees flew Batty Bat.

“Stop!” Said Beaky, “I hear squeaking!”
“It’s Batty Bat” said Owl, “He’s speaking!”
“It’s all in code,” said Reckless Rat
Said Owl, “I’ll just decipher that.”

“A dash, a dot, two short, two long…
I rather think we’ve got it wrong.
It reads ‘can clearly see the road,
Hissing Sid has captured Toad!’”

“Quick men!” said Beaky, “No delay!
“You mustn’t let him get away!”
And leaping off, said “Follow me!”
And ran head first into a tree.

“Dot dot dot” squeaked Batty Bat.
Said Beaky, “Quick! Decipher that!”
Said Reckless Rat, “Perhaps we’re gaining?”
“No,” said Owl. “He says…it’s raining”

Oh, how they ran to save poor Toad,
For they must find that snake’s abode
Guided by old Batty Bat
Dot dot go this way dash, go that!

Then Hissing Sid’s lair they spied
Were they too late? Was he inside?
Said Reckless Rat, “I’ll get a pole
And stop him going down his hole!”

Then into sight the snake came hopping,
Right past his hole, no sign of stopping
Said Reckless Rat, “That’s rather funny,
“There’s something jumping in his tummy.”

Said Captain Beaky, “Well I’m blowed!
Hissing Sid has swallowed Toad!”
And as the snake hopped out of sight,
Off they chased into the night.

At last they found him, tired and dizzy
And pulled out Toad, who said “Where is he?
For left alone, I felt quite sick,
And hopped into a hollow stick

Said Owl, “A clever step to take!
You jumped into that slippery snake.”
“That was brave of Toad”, said Rat
“That’s just my sort of plan!” said Bat

Said Captain Beaky to his men,
“Well we’ll not see Hissing Sid again!”
And as they marched off down the road,
They sang in praise of Timid Toad

Above them flew ol’ Batty Bat,
With his wings stretched out, like that
Owl’s idea, the clever fella
To have a flying um-ber-ella

HUMMUS!

I will bring salad … lot’s and lot’s of leafy green salad and ranch dressing … creamy ranch dressing.