why oh why oh woe oh woe
earlier today, whilst breakfasting at a friend’s house, i somehow managed to get a rice krispie lodged in my soft palate.
ive tried everything within my power to get it out, but to no avail.
i gargled water. i ended up choking and half drowning on the kitchen floor.
i tried snorting it out. i ended up making weird pig noises and looking very very odd.
i tried drinking water through my nose hoping it would wash it out. didn’t work.
i even took a bath and tried holding my head under water and breathing for a while.
it didn’t work!
now, 17 hours after the initial incident, the offending rice krispie has turned rabid.
it’s trying to suck out the very essence of my being.
i feel hella ill, i even have a temperature, i can’t talk or sing or play the trumpet, which is a bummer because tomorrow i have church where i’m playing the world premier of a piece of music, on trumpet, after singing in the choir the whole morning.
but it hurts to eat, it hurts to drink, it hurts to talk. my whole throat hurts and everytime i do something which requires movement of any of my throat muscles my whole throat seizes up,and the little nasty men in it come out with their swords and sabres and start brutally stabbing any piece of flesh within sight. i have a temperature (i do!) and my skin hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts
all because of a stupid rice krispie.
**** them, i hope they’re happy now.
bewaree the ice krispies, bewareeee bewareeeee bewareee!
pleeeease, how can i feel better? i had a long sleep this evening and now i’m awake, wide wide awake.
ps sorr y for my dumb ****** typing, anything tha requires a modicum of brain power and the rice krispie attacks. i think im going to b the first person to die of ricekrispie-itis.
help!
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Honey I am sorry you are in pain! Try rinsing it a few times with salt water. Maybe let the water sit in your mouth for a few minutes. Relax, don’t stress! Do you feel like you need to see a doctor?
LMAO, I am so sorry but I had to laugh at that.
I know I shouldn’t laugh at your pain and normally I wouldn’t but th dramatics that went with that I could just see you doing all that :D
Anyhow, I thinkg the rice crispie will sort itself out on it’sown, I mean it can’t stay there forever, and I think you must have been comeing down with something before the rice crispie got involved.
Just take some pain killers and get a little more sleep, try and relax, are you sure the rice crispie is even still there? It coud have gone ages ago.
Cookies I wish you the best at your performance tomorrow!!! You will be amazing!!!!
I tired that Max :( it hurt a lot and the rice krispie didn’t like it (see fresh stab wounds on back of troat for more detail).
No I don’t need to see a doctor, a rice-krispie-ectomist may help though. But i’m in paaaiiin! Oweeeee, i forgot what it was like to be properly properly ill.
i think it is there :( well actuially i have no idea. if it went it might have laid a few eggs before departure, i now have a serious infestation.
i sleeeep, i sleep, is good, nice sleep. only now i woke up and sleep refuses to come to me, i can only sleep a certain aomunt of time each day and i think i just used up my sleep credits :(
plus i hate painkillers, lol, they are the epitomy of all things evil and inane.
i don’t think i’m making much sense. haha.
and thanks max :)
sleep wud be the best but if u cant and u don;t want to take painkillers. hmmmm
I always want to help you in ur posts but I never have the knowledge to help you!!! :)
ohwa! makes me feel so like… i can;t do anything but i want tooo!! xx
hehe it’s ok florence :) i have not the knowledge to help myself :) and i say NO! no to painkillers, you will not take me like that!
i vill fight like a man, a big strong man. RARRRRGH
why no to painkillerS?
i have a morbid phobia of painkillers, no sire thank you sire, no no no.
Suck it out with a Hoover!
lol
Or at least pour some milk up so it isnt lonely.
I’ve tried looking up several websites but alas, I didn’t find much. The only solution I found is to take Mucinex or something (probably called something different where you live at). Apparently it helps with phlegm and all that stuff. Eh, here’s the wikipedia entry for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guaifenesin
Anyway, hope you feel better. :)
emm.
hmmmmmm. well, being the queen of random and strange ways of injuring oneself, youd think id have the answer.
i…dont though…O.o
have you jammed your hand down there to try get it out? or try sticking your head under the tap and letting water run over it continuosly?
oooor jump in the shower and use the shower head to shoot jets of water at it! thatll work!
and…im surprised youre that sick froma rice krispie O.o maybe when it went in it brought its flu friends with it:(
An Undisclosed Location | 5 months, 1 week ago (2 hours, 9 minutes after post)
haha shadow. mm yeah, that might make me throw up though. see, i’m realllly realllly properly poorly!
thank you rekky :) i’ma takign a look. thankys.
and whyyyy not courty? why why whyyyy? chuh, you my main problem solver and yet, down you let me. woe, oh woe, alas and alack.
yep, i tried my hand. it made me gag a lot so i stopped. i took a bath and tried half drowining myself but hthat didn’t work, i haven’t tried the shower hed yeat…
anf if i have an invasion of flued up rice kirspies, … i’m angryyya t the. i declare war on all rice krispies. for evermore.
worlwide boycott!

**** THEM!
An Undisclosed Location | 5 months, 1 week ago (2 hours, 42 minutes after post)
hehe. thanks :)
Oh, no problem.
Put your left thumb on the table.
With your right hand, grab a hammer.
Aim carefully at the nail root, where the nail meets the skin.
Then slam the hammer there, as hard as you can!
Then you won’t worry about no rice crisp no more! At least not for a long time!
what is rice crispies sworn enemy??
MILK.
it like totally makes them snap, crackle and pop, and then they go all soggy and slippery.
gargle milk. drink milk. snort milk!!! live milk until your rice crispie becomes a soggy mess, and it’ll not only disappear, it’ll taste **** good too.
hahaha Im sorry Cookies :S how did it manage to get stuck up there in the 1st place? out if interest.
Have you tried blowing your nose looking down? apparently this helps get all sorts of stuff outta your sinuses and bits.
get some forceps or something
if not, go to the A&E!
it is emergency because you need to play trumpet
I’m very sorry.
If I’d have known how much this rice krisipe would hurt you, I’d never have given it to you! :)
Also, I’m ill too, how very strange…
Although my rice krisipies don’t try and kill me :D
bookworm15 wrote:
I’m very sorry.
If I’d have known how much this rice krisipe would hurt you, I’d never have given it to you! :)
Also, I’m ill too, how very strange…
Although my rice krisipies don’t try and kill me :D
check the sell by date.
a Suc~fermata~hutb wrote:
check the sell by date.
No, the sell by date’s fine. My sister had some and she’s fine. They were an unopened packet as well … very strange.
maybe they werent rice krispies, but were parasites that feed off your soft palate
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Oh, not that you did not, get some good answers. Have been a member of this site for a longtime and it is a great site…
An Undisclosed Location | 5 months, 1 week ago (17 hours, 5 minutes after post)
Glad you still think so Spunky :)
I don’t know if it’s there anymore… my throat still hurts a LOT but i can’t feel any gratey nasty rice krispie feeling so that’s gooood :)
i’m just ill in general now :( haha
I think i’ve clinically proven it! food is baddd for your health! if it’s not one thing, it’s another, if it decides to declare a state of war against you, then bewareee!
ohhh
and i just had some painkillers :) heehee
An Undisclosed Location | 5 months, 1 week ago (19 hours, 14 minutes after post)
:( I didn’t do it. I went to church feeling really ill, made it through about half of the service and couldn’t go on :( It was a bummer. Well even if I had stayed until the end of the service I doubt I would have been able to play it, I didn’t even have the energy to stand lol.
Awwww, I am so sorry to hear that! Will you get another chance to play your piece? *Big hugs*
CC, the site is questions and answers.com..it is a Yahoo site..you submit a question and many people answer it…check it out..
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why oh why oh woe woh woe
earlier today, whilr breakdasting at a friends house, i somehow manahed ot get a rice krispie lodged in my soft palate.
ive tried everything within my power to get it out, but to no avail.
i gargled water. i ended p choking and half drowning on the kitchdn floor.
i tried snorting it out. i enfed up making weird pig oises and looking very vey odd.
i tried drinking water through my nose hopng it wold wash i out. didn’t work.
i evem tooka bath and tried holding my head iunder watr and breathing for a while.
it didn’t work!
now, 17 hours after the initila incidnet, the offending rice krispie has turned rabid.
it’s tryinf to suck out the very essence of my being.
i feel hella ill, i even have a remperature, i can’t talk or sing or play the trumpet, which is a bummer because tomorrow i have church where i’m playing the world premier of a piece of music, on trumpet, after singing in the choir the whole morning.
but it hurts to eat, it hurts to drink, it hurts to talk. my whole throat hurts and everutime i do somehting whihc require s movement od any of my theoat muscles my whle throat seizes up,and the little nasty men in it come out with their swords and sabres and start brutally stabbing any piece f flesh within sight. i have a temoerature (i do!) and my skin hurts, my head hurts, my throat hurts
all because of a stupid rice krispie.
**** them, i hope they’re happy now.
bewaree the ice krispies, beareeee vewareeeee bewareee!
pleeeease, how can i feel better? i had a long sleep this evening and now i’m awakr, wide wide awak.
ps sorr y for my dumb ****** typing, anything tha requires a modicum of brain power and the rice krispie attacks. i think im going to b the first person to die of ricekrispie-itis.
help!
Spunky101 wrote:
CC, the site is questions and answers.com..it is a Yahoo site..you submit a question and many people answer it…check it out..
you mean like help.com?
hehe - when I was really young my sister managed to get a baked bean stuck up her nose. We walked what must have been 2 miles to go to the doctors surgery (Mom didnt drive at the time) it was a hot day too and Mom was grumbling/moaning the whole way. Any ways - we got within 5 steps of the doctors surgery and my sister sniffed thus moving the baked bean to her mouth and she ate it! hahahahahaha Mom could not believe it. We had to walk all the way back - Mom moaning and us siblings laughing our butts off hahahahaha
An Undisclosed Location | 5 months, 1 week ago (21 hours, 19 minutes after post)
Heehee, sounds like you had some fun days there Ditz :P One of my friends went mountain climbing with her family a while back - her mum slipped and broke her leg. Her dad (not realising he had a phone on him) made her walk all the way back down before he caught an ambulance! haha.
Thanks everyone :)
No I don’t think I will get much of a chance to play that piece again. It was pretty much a one-off, which was why i was so determined to go to church and play it but i just couldn’t :( rar me >.
Rats! I am late!!!
By the way I think I have the solution you are looking for. But it requires parental approval. It is called a medicinal hot tot-tea (sp?).
Chamomile tea REALLY hot half a large tea cup full, half a lemon juiced or about 1oz lemon juice, about 1 heaping
