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Kick my a**.

I am having the worst time right now because I cannot find someone to kick my a** into cleaning my house. I don’t care, post your death threats, your nasty visualizations here. Kick my a**; I take ZERO offesnse to anything you say. Let’s go, kick my

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Freaky kat offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (2 minutes after post)

um ok. well put some nice music on and open the windows to air your home out. Next ORGANIZE everything in site from the floor to the ceiling. if you need help call a friend.

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ƒ(x)=healberry³ offline Verified User (2 years, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Bellflower, CA, US | 1 year, 8 months ago (8 minutes after post)

Hehehe, this is hilarious, I’m sorry. I need one of these posts for me to do start studying World History. :)

I suppose the best way to get motivated is to just start small. Even right now, for example, if you’re sitting down by a computer desk, start small just by removing things/dusting/cleaning around the vicinity of where you are seated. Then slowly ascend and clean the vicinity around that area. Expand the area even further until you cover the entire house.

Sorry, not too good with insults. =/

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Longreach, 04, AU | 1 year, 8 months ago (19 minutes after post)

Hmm well ur anonymous, so I cant really kick ur a**, but i’ll give it my best shot seeings you are begging to have ur a** kicked and be insulted. lol… Ok, listen up anonymous. Your house is a filthy mess and looks more like a brothel, you should be ashamed of yourself living like that. Get off your lazy back side and clean up. Pick up those cigarette butts off the floor, throw out the whiskey cans, put the dam cat out. What on earth is this ?? Used condoms under the bed, ohhh your a disgrace. Im calling your mother !! OK, bend over and hold your breathe…. Im about to kick ur a**. ** BOOT ** BOOT ** BOOT ** … Ok how was that ? Is your house clean yet ??? Hehe :)

PS. Sorry I cant do the death threats, I’ll get locked up for that.

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Whatsername17 offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 11 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (26 minutes after post)

Ah sure, we all do it. I had two weeks off college and all I had to do was clean my room…do you think I did it?!

Nope.

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1 year, 8 months ago (2 hours, 45 minutes after post)

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year, 8 months ago (5 hours, 38 minutes after post)

I love all these replies. Thanks.

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Bellflower, CA, US | 1 year, 8 months ago (9 hours, 6 minutes after post)

So, did you clean then? :)

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1 year, 8 months ago (10 hours, 53 minutes after post)

Thank you for asking; yes, kinda. Here’s the update:
Bathroom check
living room check
bedroom kinda check
kitchen - serious disaster it’s tiny and tough to maneuver through

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Kanabi offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 8 months ago (1 day, 7 hours after post)

wow….i hate cleaning too!!! Wow! Lets see here….If you dont get your house clean…..a giant muffin will break into your house while you sleep and eat you…I dont know!!! Good luck on the kitchen!!!

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1 year, 8 months ago (1 day, 12 hours after post)

Kanabi wrote:
wow….i hate cleaning too!!! Wow! Lets see here….If you dont get your house clean…..a giant muffin will break into your house while you sleep and eat you…I dont know!!! Good luck on the kitchen!!!

Thank You

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