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YeOldeBacon The Bard
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i cant DO anything!

i have an assignment due tommorrow thats supposed to teach people something. it must (1. Be something i like and (2. Be something im good at
i cant actually do anything! i dont have any talents, i dont have any skills. as an example, i cant play any instruments, i cant fix anything, i cant make anything, in a wide array of things i just cant do. help, anyone?

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Commander Ikari offline Verified User (4 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 616 #
Poway, CA, US | 3 months ago (1 minute after post)

how to make flip book animation with sticky notes?

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renzo offline Verified User (3 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 minute after post)

Turnip farming’s got somthing going for it.

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humbug1 offline Verified User (4 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (2 minutes after post)

you can always try to take up abstract painting, just put a bunch of random bright colors on a canvas, they can’t critizis you. or take up knitting, that takes like 20 min to learn, and its easy too

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (4 minutes after post)

since its due on april fools day, i thought id just do a really bizzarre thing, and at the end say “and this is how you pull an april fools joke” but i cant think of anything for that either

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basketballwade offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (7 minutes after post)

a sport u play or like

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (7 minutes after post)

basketballwade wrote:
a sport u play or like

which would be nothing. did you read the whole post? i dont/cant do anything. im basically useless

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renzo offline Verified User (3 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (9 minutes after post)

Blogging or similar?

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (9 minutes after post)

what do youus ually do for fun ?

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 147 #
Washington, DC, US | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

hmmmm how about teching them how to curse like a sailor?

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mou offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
AQ | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (10 minutes after post)

ahh typos! sorry.
*what do you usually do for fun?
=]

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basketballwade offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (12 minutes after post)

yo dont say that about yourself if u say your useless you wont do anyting good and you will go through life feeling sry for yourself.
everybody has some talent
it might not be physical it could be personality wise
nobody is useless
not u anyway

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (13 minutes after post)

Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
hmmmm how about teching them how to curse like a sailor?

i wouldve done that, but he specifically said not to.

basketballwade wrote:
yo dont say that about yourself if u say your useless you wont do anyting good and you will go through life feeling sry for yourself.everybody has some talentit might not be physical it could be personality wise nobody is useless not u anyway

but i dont see how i can make personality into a presentation

Lyza… wrote:
ahh typos! sorry.
*what do you usually do for fun?
=]

do very badly at video games

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3 months ago (15 minutes after post)

interprative dance?
or you could sing, thats easy, even if your suck

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (16 minutes after post)

oooo, look up a poem and say you wrote it.
when people ask, give them littleandom tips.
;]

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 147 #
Washington, DC, US | 3 months ago (16 minutes after post)

hmm im out of things man, i used to hate that in school, usually i would skip that day…

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (16 minutes after post)

I’ve got to go to bed.
My typing’s dreadful.
Good night and good luck.
=]

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basketballwade offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (16 minutes after post)

if you like helping others and your good at it then make your presentation about that
explain how if evryone helped others the world would be a better place

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brobin200 offline Verified User (3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (21 minutes after post)

Try teaching people how to plant a spring garden or planting in a flower pot.
Or go to the store and get a chia pet and teach people how to do that.
If you have a digital camera, teach people how to take a variety of great pictures.
Bring some things from home and teach people how to organize space.

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (22 minutes after post)

What about how to use help.com– quoting, embedding videos, etc. You seem good at that.

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (24 minutes after post)

oh, and why do you say you know me in your profile

;-D

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (24 minutes after post)

fengshuisweetheart wrote:
oh, and why do you say you know me in your profile;-D

lol

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mou offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
AQ | 3 months ago (25 minutes after post)

mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 147 #
Washington, DC, US | 3 months ago (39 minutes after post)

mou = i(maginary) wrote:

mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

ignored to the maximum

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Commander Ikari offline Verified User (4 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 616 #
Poway, CA, US | 3 months ago (40 minutes after post)

mou = i(maginary) wrote:

mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

what did you say, I wasn’t listening.

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (42 minutes after post)

Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:

mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

ignored to the maximum

So are we going for an uberquote here?

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Commander Ikari offline Verified User (4 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 616 #
Poway, CA, US | 3 months ago (42 minutes after post)

fengshuisweetheart wrote:

Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

ignored to the maximum

So are we going for an uberquote here?

sure!

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mou offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
AQ | 3 months ago (49 minutes after post)

Commander Ikari wrote:

fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

ignored to the maximum

So are we going for an uberquote here?

sure!

Sweet attentional bliss…

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (51 minutes after post)

mou = i(maginary) wrote:

Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?

I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*

ignored to the maximum

So are we going for an uberquote here?

sure!

Sweet attentional bliss…

hey guys whts up?
=D

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (53 minutes after post)

Lyza… wrote:

mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?
I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*
ignored to the maximum
So are we going for an uberquote here?
sure!
Sweet attentional bliss…
hey guys whts up?=D

We’re just hanging ’round, while Mou soaks in the attention. Are we supposed to be helping someone?

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (54 minutes after post)

fengshuisweetheart wrote:

Lyza… wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?
I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*
ignored to the maximum
So are we going for an uberquote here?
sure!
Sweet attentional bliss…
hey guys whts up?=D

We’re just hanging ’round, while Mou soaks in the attention. Are we supposed to be helping someone?

they’re not here…=[

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (55 minutes after post)

Lyza… wrote:

fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Lyza… wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?
I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*
ignored to the maximum
So are we going for an uberquote here?
sure!
Sweet attentional bliss…
hey guys whts up?=D

We’re just hanging ’round, while Mou soaks in the attention. Are we supposed to be helping someone?

they’re not here…=[

Baconator come back… lead us!

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Lyza♥ offline Verified User (7 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 169 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (56 minutes after post)

fengshuisweetheart wrote:

Lyza… wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Lyza… wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?
I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*
ignored to the maximum
So are we going for an uberquote here?
sure!
Sweet attentional bliss…
hey guys whts up?=D

We’re just hanging ’round, while Mou soaks in the attention. Are we supposed to be helping someone?

they’re not here…=[

Baconator come back… lead us!

wow, this is a big one..lol

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mou offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
AQ | 3 months ago (58 minutes after post)

Lyza… wrote:

fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Lyza… wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Lyza… wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Commander Ikari wrote:
fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
mou = i(maginary) wrote:
Er, pluck a hedgehog? Defy gravity? Bend light?
I… have been…. IGNORED. *sob*
ignored to the maximum
So are we going for an uberquote here?
sure!
Sweet attentional bliss…
hey guys whts up?=D

We’re just hanging ’round, while Mou soaks in the attention. Are we supposed to be helping someone?

they’re not here…=[

Baconator come back… lead us!

wow, this is a big one..lol

Baconator, lie. Ok, just lie.

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (1 hour, 32 minutes after post)

i figured it out! ill teach ppls how to change a tire!

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mou offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 27 #
AQ | 3 months ago (22 hours, 36 minutes after post)

Yes!! i must now go and change my tires to celebrate the occasion!

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (9 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 3 months ago (23 hours, 11 minutes after post)

Was it the garglemesh that brought on your epiphany?

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YeOldeBacon The Bard offline Verified User (8 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 120 #
Meridian, ID, US | 3 months ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

fengshuisweetheart wrote:
Was it the garglemesh that brought on your epiphany?

lulz, garglemesh is my word