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Time for Elections!

no, not those elections, these are the religious elections! who will you vote for?

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  1. Christianity - Join us or burn in hell; heathans!
  2. Agnosticism - Say maybe to god!
  3. Islam - were the religion of peace; and well kill you to prove it.
  4. Atheism - we evolved from monkies; dammit!
  5. Judaism - Jesus shmeezus
  6. Neo-Pagean - Bubble bubble; toil and trouble
  7. Hindu - strike me down; and ill come back more powerful than before!
  8. Buddhism - i found a loophole!

if you want to add another religion, make sure it has an equally offensive campaign phrase, and add it to the end of the poll to avoid confusion.

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BaconByAnyOtherName edited this post 1 year, 7 months ago. Read the previous text »

Tiem for Elections! no, not those elections, these are the religious elections! who will you vote for?

[poll: Christianity - Join us or burn in hell; heathans!, Agnosticism - Say maybe to god!, Islam - were the religion of peace; and well kill you to prove it., Atheism - we evolved from monkies; dammit!, Judaism - Oi, my feet, are we in the land of milk and honies yet?, Neo-Pagean - Bubble bubble; toil and trouble, Hindu - strike me down; and ill come back more powerful than before!, Buddhism - i found a loophole!]

if you want to add another religion, make sure it has an equally offensive campaign phrase, and add it to the end of the poll to avoid confusion.

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Commander Ikari offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 197 #
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im agnostoathidontgiveashitist

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BaconByAnyOtherName offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
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nice

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dotspot offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
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Aethist: Whatever might be ‘right’, I know everyone is ‘wrong’.

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Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 1 year, 7 months ago (2 hours, 1 minute after post)

sorry, my OCD’s killing me: should be “monkeys” :P

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Florimouse edited this post 1 year, 7 months ago. Read the previous text »

Tiem for Elections! no, not those elections, these are the religious elections! who will you vote for?

[poll: Christianity - Join us or burn in hell; heathans!, Agnosticism - Say maybe to god!, Islam - were the religion of peace; and well kill you to prove it., Atheism - we evolved from monkies; dammit!, Judaism - Jesus shmeezus, Neo-Pagean - Bubble bubble; toil and trouble, Hindu - strike me down; and ill come back more powerful than before!, Buddhism - i found a loophole!]

if you want to add another religion, make sure it has an equally offensive campaign phrase, and add it to the end of the poll to avoid confusion.

Cap¤Amic offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 14 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 7 months ago (13 hours, 45 minutes after post)

Irony

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fengshuisweetheart offline Verified User (2 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Grand Rapids, MI, US | 1 year, 7 months ago (20 hours, 1 minute after post)

Voting is against my religion. :-P

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Toluca, IL, US | 1 year, 7 months ago (4 days, 10 hours after post)

Christianity

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