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erm… I’m a mortuary assitant

I’m a student at my community college.

What about you?

Im a biscuit packer and a machine operator how rubbish is that? lol

No, problem.

I am a local government bureaucrat within mental health - but have had mental health issues myself!

I am a Independent distributer of Mona vie

im an engineering student and a university

heimdall_tyr1 wrote:
im an engineering student and a university

You’re a university?

Don’t worry. I want to be a counselor. I can’t be a counselor if I drop out of school.

rando wrote:

heimdall_tyr1 wrote:
im an engineering student and a university

You’re a university?

lol

oops sry, i meant ‘at’ a university. And yes, i will stay in school.

OH, she was telling you to stay in school, I thought she was telling me to stay in school.

I work for blue cross blue shield at an a out soursed center

she was probably refering to both of us, lol

I talk to providers that when you ask them their name they put you on hold for 2 mins.

i like it except when I have to work the graveyard shift…

rando wrote:
i like it except when I have to work the graveyard shift…

lol bad bad joke!!

9pm till 9am

he’s a mortuary assitant graveyard ha ha

… and let me tell you, some of those corpses have PROBLEMS.. haha

he works on friday the 13th

sure, come by, we’ll crack open some cans and have a ball…

I technically work at a sports store selling fitness EQ even though I work like 6hrs a week (looking for a new job as Maintenance worker/Janitor) And going to school for recording engineer/audio engineer.

rando wrote:
… and let me tell you, some of those corpses have PROBLEMS.. haha

Ok I can you tell us what kind of of problems a corpse has?? I know I”m asking the wrong question.

Akhale51 wrote:

rando wrote:

heimdall_tyr1 wrote:
im an engineering student and a university

You’re a university?

lol

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I was thinking the same thing when they said they were a university!

… and they have reeeeally BAAAD B.O. !!!

I’m a student, ie I dont work at al1! :) Currently applying for a job in JJB sports over the summer!

… and NOBODY likes them … waaaahahahahahahah

just a sports/ fitness company in ireland. They have gyms and sell sports equipment.

good spelling ray ray

Yes i live in ireland, and im Irish!! :) For realsy’s. But no i dont live in a thatched cottage with leprechauns.

I live in Maryland.. that’s in the states ray ray case you didn’t know!!

Where does rayray work anyway?

Yup lol, u dont wanna make that mistake twice. Never confuse an irish man whith an englishman. Scottish is understandable tho and not quite as bad. So I wouldnt mind so much if u had called me braveheart.

lol, ask me if i know bono (U2)

no your confuseing maryland with seattle Ha Ha it is really pretty I live in western md. our cost a liveing is really low!!

Nooooo I Dont!!!!!!!! how small do u think this place is anywaayss!!! ;)

Oh shame, I was guessing in the “meat packing” division of a low rent sleazy dive motel serving gas and burgers on Highway 19…

omg please tell me conan o’ brian is not claimin to be irish. Dear god what is this world coming to.

I agree he is funny!!

And no i dont resemble him. I resemble the absolute opposite of him in every sense. lol

whats sharpies??

Irish isn’t in your genes, its in your SOUL!!!!!

what i dont know what sharpies is, tell me pleaseee!

cj_05 wrote:
whats sharpies??

it’s a black marker.

ok, but ray ray are you pullin my leg now??

ok and i’d just like to say not all irish are ginger! AH u should get the broge to be sure to be sure there is nothin quite like the fair language of the emerald island. Top of the mornin to ya.

so what is the price of gas in ireland

hmm i cant remember right now. I tell u this much it costs more than it does in Americaland anyway.

in Americaland it costs about $3.30 here

At the moment web designer for educational web sites and presentations, but typically website designer, graphic illustrator and animator for individual clients. Also a perpetual student. They recently changed an application I mainly use in my work … always find I need to update skills or add to them.

hmmm anything with a pulse is considered a beautiful girl in ireland. The biggest insult would be for someone to tell you that your sheep is ugly.

cj_05 wrote:
hmmm anything with a pulse is considered a beautiful girl in ireland. The biggest insult would be for someone to tell you that your sheep is ugly.

ok now your just pulling our leg!!

ames… I love your duck!!

this Americaland girl loves the duck more then ray ray

LOL! Hes quite a catch isn’t he? :))

Americaland has the best ducks

well, personally, i do not work any longer due to a tumor that i have.. however.. my entire life i was a cashier… except 8 of them, i owned my own daycare business and a couple months as a t-mobile cell phone operator… by the way.. t mobile sucks… lol..

(8 years)

I work in the Murderonomy division of Boston, MA’s forensic pathology department. I do Murderology.

Also I love T-Mobile.

Anonymous wrote:
I work in the Murderonomy division of Boston, MA’s forensic pathology department. I do Murderology.Also I love T-Mobile.

our call center was based right here in utica ny, but the stupid thing about it is… it only works out towards the west coast areas…

me? for saying that t mobile sucks? if you knew the things that i knew… you wouldnt like it either… plus.. did you know.. we are allowed to give anywhere from 50 to 1000 free minutes.. if the customer gripes enough… (for free)
i dont work there any more..

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:
me? for saying that t mobile sucks? if you knew the things that i knew… you wouldnt like it either… plus.. did you know.. we are allowed to give anywhere from 50 to 1000 free minutes.. if the customer gripes enough… (for free) i dont work there any more..

That’s such a great tip.

i used to work in a daycare center, but i had to quit

and orange is for oranges. ..

BluJ wrote:
i used to work in a daycare center, but i had to quit

why? i loved it.. i owned my own daycare, had the state license and everything.. made so much money that i had a brand new house by the time i was 25 plus 2 brand new cars.. and everything that i ever wanted.. it was great money to play all day… lol..

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:

BluJ wrote:
i used to work in a daycare center, but i had to quit

why? i loved it.. i owned my own daycare, had the state license and everything.. made so much money that i had a brand new house by the time i was 25 plus 2 brand new cars.. and everything that i ever wanted.. it was great money to play all day… lol..

what happened??

rayray_skimps wrote:
rando never you mind you cynical bastard lol jk i love you

actually I’m genuinely curious, I’m serious… I’m thinking about starting up my own school.. and I’m just generally interested in how it could all go wrong… plus I want to buy my own house and 2 new cars…

personal caregiver for special needs children in Bloomington IL

rando wrote:

rayray_skimps wrote:
rando never you mind you cynical bastard lol jk i love you

actually I’m genuinely curious, I’m serious… I’m thinking about starting up my own school.. and I’m just generally interested in how it could all go wrong… plus I want to buy my own house and 2 new cars…

it was very stressful.. but with the breaks.. if you take only school aged children.. it was nice.. because for one.. if your yard is fenced in.. you dont have to sit with them while they are outside playing.. for another.. they go to school.. so you can make your own appt’s and such.. and have your break during the day time.. during the summer, i always………………… always.. had quiet time… in which we sat down on mats, had snack and watched a movie.. that was my break for the summer time..

that’s like… er… 250 bucks a week for each kid… 50 bucks a day from each set of parents… that;s good money

i work at horse barn, cleaning houses (which i weird cuz i hate cleaning) and at a daycare.

rando wrote:
that’s like… er… 250 bucks a week for each kid… 50 bucks a day from each set of parents… that;s good money

I have to sleep on the maths of opening a school, I think its worth about 1500 bucks a day.. 30 kids at 50 bucks each? I really wanna do it…

metalrock wrote:

rayray_skimps wrote:
daycares rule

thats what any Pedo would say.jokejoke….

aw… come’on! rayray ain’t a pedo… she’s too pretty! ;)

rando wrote:

rando wrote:
that’s like… er… 250 bucks a week for each kid… 50 bucks a day from each set of parents… that;s good money

I have to sleep on the maths of opening a school, I think its worth about 1500 bucks a day.. 30 kids at 50 bucks each? I really wanna do it…

but see, opening a school.. you need to go to college.. for a daycare… all you have to do is a 10 hour safety course.. then 30 hours of schooling a year.. thats it.. and then the visits from the child people a couple times a year.. but thats it.. no college needed.. oh yeah.. you need a clearance form.. which states whether you have any kind of neglect or abuse towards children… but after that… you are all set.. plus, there are programs that give you free food for the kids weekly, and programs that give you things that you need for the daycare, toys, mats, etc.. and everything is tax deductable.. the rooms you use, your cable, phone, electric.. everything… lol..

I work as a dss, ri, c, and a pca…

well guys.. i must go finish cleaning the house.. ugh… but it isnt going to clean itself… lmfao.. ill be back a bit later… ttyl.

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:

rando wrote:

rando wrote:
that’s like… er… 250 bucks a week for each kid… 50 bucks a day from each set of parents… that;s good money

I have to sleep on the maths of opening a school, I think its worth about 1500 bucks a day.. 30 kids at 50 bucks each? I really wanna do it…

but see, opening a school.. you need to go to college.. for a daycare… all you have to do is a 10 hour safety course.. then 30 hours of schooling a year.. thats it.. and then the visits from the child people a couple times a year.. but thats it.. no college needed.. oh yeah.. you need a clearance form.. which states whether you have any kind of neglect or abuse towards children… but after that… you are all set.. plus, there are programs that give you free food for the kids weekly, and programs that give you things that you need for the daycare, toys, mats, etc.. and everything is tax deductable.. the rooms you use, your cable, phone, electric.. everything… lol..

Well I guess its lucky I went to college then. Besides which, i don’t wanna look after kids. I wanna teach young adults, designers, hairdressers, architects. That’s what I’m interested in. The tax deductibles sound nice and all, and I’m sure kids are great, but its just not ME.

thats cool.. wishing you best of luck with all that you want to do..

rayray_skimps wrote:
love u randy

stalker :)

♀lil_bit_shi♀ wrote:

BluJ wrote:
i used to work in a daycare center, but i had to quit

why? i loved it.. i owned my own daycare, had the state license and everything.. made so much money that i had a brand new house by the time i was 25 plus 2 brand new cars.. and everything that i ever wanted.. it was great money to play all day… lol..

cause my family move across the county so it cost too much for gas. :`( ya i miss working there.

I work in a library. But I don’t wear pleated skirts and horn rimmed glasses and walk around going ’ssssssssshhhhhhhh’. Honest!

I started my own business in Jan. it’s called Rose Marketing & Advertising Consultants. I consult with small to medium businesses on how to effectively market & advertise their businesses.

Right now I sing, you know like write songs and making videos, and also dance
many different types from salsa to merengue and vogue

I teach kids-teens how to dance, so I’m kinda like an instructor =)

I do community development work with the poor in Uganda, East Africa

but I’m kind of taking a break this year and being a cross-cultural housewife

rayray_skimps wrote:
why? do u miss the kids?

ya actually. i miss plyin’ around w/ them and making them laugh….it’s really sad to think about.

i also miss the paycheck every week ;)

I pack parachutes by day, and at night…….I’m a paperboy! (Insert action hero theme song here). But really….that’s what I do.

I own a dump truck (but can’t drive it) and I work at home doing the bookkeeping, licensing, etc.

I don’t work, but i want to someday be a kindergarten teacher =] and maybe open a daycare, not sure =]

JennJenn wrote:
I don’t work, but i want to someday be a kindergarten teacher =] and maybe open a daycare, not sure =]

you actually make more money doing daycare than you do being a teacher..

well i work in a kindergarten class [unpaid, not really a job] and i love it. When i go in there they all greet me with a cute smile and “HIII JENNY” its so awesome, and i love children, so i want to have a daycare too =]

Well, I guess I am a company director. In fact, no guessing about it, I am! Also have a few other ‘fancy’ job titles (technical director of online services ect’

I’m also a university student, but that’s not where the money is at!

Process emergency Codes for Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and BIDMC in Boston. “May I have Your Attention Please Code Blue…” Fire Department to…, Ambulances to…, that’s my line of work.

Belief wrote:
Process emergency Codes for Dana-Farber Cancer Institute and BIDMC in Boston. “May I have Your Attention Please Code Blue…” Fire Department to…, Ambulances to…, that’s my line of work.

that is awesome.. i could handle that job.. but i personally like my job better.. i will describe what my job entitles.. because of my tumor..(very rare and no one wants to touch it) i am unable to work. while waiting for my disability to go through, i sit at home, on the internet all day long and i clean the house and normal house hold stuff… all the while, forcing my ex husband to pay all the money back to welfare… hehehehe…. i love my job… mmuuuuaaaahhhhaaaaa

with my statement above.. about my job.. you have to understand that i was beat by him for ten years… so i call it karma..

I work at wal-mart. It’s pure hell.

no. The mind can’t fathom the stupid thing I put up with. I hate it so much. And I’ve only been there two months.

lmfao… hahahahahahaha…

try this:

I work in lawn and garden. 6 people were supossed to work tonight. I was the only one who showed up. A long line of people at the register, and a guy wants an 80 pound lawn mower. On the to shelf. 20 feet off of the ground. Guess who has to climb a latter and carry it down? While getting shouted at the people who want to check out.

king_sik wrote:
try this:

I work in lawn and garden. 6 people were supossed to work tonight. I was the only one who showed up. A long line of people at the register, and a guy wants an 80 pound lawn mower. On the to shelf. 20 feet off of the ground. Guess who has to climb a latter and carry it down? While getting shouted at the people who want to check out.

sounds like home depot… lol.. i worked there for a year.. and what a time it was… know how on the commercial, it states that we are there to help you… (cough cough.. bull donkey)..

lol. true that. I worked lowes hardware for a month. It was the same way.

king_sik wrote:
try this:

I work in lawn and garden. 6 people were supossed to work tonight. I was the only one who showed up. A long line of people at the register, and a guy wants an 80 pound lawn mower. On the to shelf. 20 feet off of the ground. Guess who has to climb a latter and carry it down? While getting shouted at the people who want to check out.

Call the guy who works in the back and assembles bicycles (my dad’s old job). Maybe he’ll come out and get the mower so you can check people out.

rayray_skimps wrote:
hahahah ****
home depot is crazy haha

except when you are single of course.. we had phones that tied into each other.. by pushing a button.. at our registers.. so we would always be calling each other to check out this guy or that guy… lmfao.. it made my job fun and go by faster.. lol.

lol. those are great. Walmart has a phone in a bathroom stall.

rayray_skimps wrote:
how about them announcement phones placed strategically in the akwardest spots in the store…ha

actually, our phones did everything.. even calling people in plumbing, or electrical… we all had our own little numbers to our phones.. like ours were our register number and such… they all tied in together..

I HATE that. It means it is on clearance. you have to press like 12 buttons to ring up one thing!

at home depot.. our registers were just computers with a touch screen.. it was neat.. but if the item was on sale or if it didnt have a price code, we had to use the computer to find the item.. (if we could figure out what the heck the item was called… lol.. )

lol. true that.

rayray_skimps wrote:
LIKE THAT SELF CHECKOUT THEY HAVE NOW “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

yeah, i ran those as well.. people getting mad at you because their register isnt working all the while you are tending to the other register.. because at home depot, there were 4 of them.. ugh.. i remember once.. these people were getting really pissed.. and im like.. listen, i can only do one register at a time.. give me a break..

rayray_skimps wrote:
like that self checkout they have now “unexpected item in bagging area”

And usually its either a child leaning on the scale or a womans purse.. lmfao.

hahahahahaha….

well, im heading off to play my lil computer game… but ill be back later… 12 15am here now, just waiting for my honey to get out of work himself… a job that he could sit here all day complaining about… lmfao… he deals with pallets from walmart.. lmfao… ieh ieh ieh.. but, have fun.. and ill talk to you later… nighty night.

Good Day Mates! Would you like to start out with a Bloomin’ Onion?

I’m a student.

And on the side, I work for a Pastry Chef at two different restaurants. I get to prepare desserts and make them all pretty for the customers :-D
Its actually a fun job!

I am a hotel receptionist for Express by Holiday Inn. Yeah

I’m 17 and I teach English to kids in Japan for now. When I go back to the states I’m going to work at The Heart of Ohio Antique Center (yuck.)

Ray Ray I just started my business in Jan so I’m working on it every day.

lilu08 wrote:
I’m 17 and I teach English to kids in Japan for now…

That sound like fun! I have always wanted to do something like this and what a great place - Japan! I traveled there quite some time ago and enjoyed it very much. What is it like teaching English to children there? Do you enjoy it?

Anthrax wrote:
I work at a bloody fish factory. Lots of fish guts and stuff…

LOL! My father used to work with fish a lot (both dead and alive.) He taught Marine Biology at the uni. I remember he would take me to the nearby hatchery, or to his lab at the university where often and the scent of fish guts permeated in the air. That smell and the memory of slippery scales is still embedded in or lives close to my memory.

I act.

Midlands Tax & Financial Services, Inc.
^_^

I have 2 jobs: I direct/produce obscure low-budget films and ship packages….

Technically what I said isn’t a job necessarily though. I don’t really have what you would call a -real- job right now…though I once worked a few.

Pacino wrote:
Technically what I said isn’t a job necessarily though. I don’t really have what you would call a -real- job right now…though I once worked a few.

Oh but I do think entertainment (acting, directing, writing, creating music, designing etc..) is work. You are certainly providing people with your services through your talents. :)

lol i work at a kennels and a veterinart practice, n u?? xx.

I work to hard, do this that and the other ahhh days fly, a mummy & in a school

I’m a self employed gardener, its brilliant, but goin to uni in september hopefully

What do people get from their work (apart from money). Does anyone enjoy their work?

bonnie wrote:
What do people get from their work (apart from money). Does anyone enjoy their work?

i do.
sexy boys check into my hotel and i get free food

ScienceGirl wrote:

bonnie wrote:
What do people get from their work (apart from money). Does anyone enjoy their work?

i do.
sexy boys check into my hotel and i get free food

I wanna check in!

I enjoy mines as well. Not like solving a murder before rush starts. Murderology is never boring.

I work at a bank. It sucks but it pays the bills.

College student and artist on the side :) painter and plush maker

Bonnie I love what I do for me it is like a drug and I don’t feel like I’m working!

That’s great. I hope the business is a huge success for you.