Ima shoot myself in the ******* neck with a *******
crossbow.
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alright
*the obvious question*
why do you want to shoot yourself in the neck with a crossbow.
What kind of crossbow and how are you going to play the bongos in my band if you do.
~bongo beat in the backround~ we found someone else. Go ahead and shoot.
Aw, that’s quite a messy way to go. It sort of defeats the last 300 years or so of advancement in weaponry too.
The crossbow bolt through the neck is inventive, but it’s also important to determine where you will be when you let ‘er rip. The Eiffel Tower? The Parthanon? Your ex’s bathroom? And what will you be wearing? A tuxedo? A speedo? Medieval armour? The devil’s in the details fourthings…
wow
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