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Words and music written and performed by Harry “Haywire Mac” McClintock; copyrighted. Mr. McClintock’s song dates back to the 1920’s.

On a summer day in the month of May a burly bum came hiking
Down a shady lane through the sugar cane, he was looking for his liking.
As he roamed along he sang a song of the land of milk and honey
Where a bum can stay for many a day, and he won’t need any money

Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

There’s a lake of gin we can both jump in, and the handouts grow on bushes
In the new-mown hay we can sleep all day, and the bars all have free lunches
Where the mail train stops and there ain’t no cops, and the folks are tender-hearted
Where you never change your socks and you never throw rocks,
And your hair is never parted

Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

Oh, a farmer and his son, they were on the run, to the hay field they were bounding
Said the bum to the son, “Why don’t you come to the big rock candy mountains?”
So the very next day they hiked away, the mileposts they were counting
But they never arrived at the lemonade tide, on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said “Boys, I’m not turning.”
“I’m heading for a land that’s far away beside the crystal fountains;”
“So come with me, we’ll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains.”

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there’s a land that’s fair and bright,
The handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars all are empty and the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the cigarete trees,
The lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmer’s trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
Oh I’m bound to go where there ain’t no snow
Where the rain don’t fall, the wind don’t blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
There’s a lake of stew and of whiskey too
And you can paddle all around ‘em in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin,
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain’t no short-handled shovels, no axes, saws or picks,
I’m a-goin’ to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk that invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I’ll see you all this comin’ fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!
1 year ago

Or this is the wiki article.

(Charlie is sleeping in a meadow. A blue and red unicorn approach him. They speak in high-pitched, annoying voices.)

Purple: Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie, wake up.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.

Charlie: (groans) Oh, God, you guys. This had better be pretty frickin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?

Purple: No, Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, we’re going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.

Purple: Yeah, Charlie, it’ll be an adventure. We’re going on an adventure, Charlie.

Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I’m just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.

Purple: (jumping onto Charlie’s back) Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.

Pink: Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness.

Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.

Purple: (still jumping up and down on Charlie) Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

Charlie: Alright, fine! I’ll come with you to Candy Mountain.

(Cut to the three walking through the woods.)

Purple and Pink: (singing) Lalalala, lalalala, lalalala,

Charlie: Enough with the singing already.

Purple: Our first stop is over there, Charlie.

(The three stop in front of a large creature.)

Charlie: Oh God, what is that..

Purple: Its a liopleurodon, Charlie.

Pink: A magical liopleurodon, Charlie.

Purple: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.

Charlie: Alrighht, guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain, right?

Purple: Shun the non-believer.

Pink: Shhhunnn.

Purple: Shhhhhuunnnnnnna.

Charlie: Yeah.

(The liopleurodon groans.)

Purple: It has spoken.

Pink: It’s told us the way.

Charlie: It didn’t say anything!

(Cut to the three on a bridge with Purple in front, Pink in middle, and Charlie in back.)

Purple: It’s just over this bridge, Charlie.

Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder.

Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously, guys, we shouldn’t be on this thing.

Purple: Charlie, Chaarrrlie, Chaaarrlie, Chaaarr–

Charlie: I’m right here! What do you want?!

Purple: We’re on a bridge, Charlie.

(Cut to the three in front of Candy Mountain.)

Pink: We’re here.

Charlie: Well, what do you know? There actually is a Candy Mountain.

Purple: (dancing and singing) Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.

Purple: Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when you enter.

Charlie: Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I’m gonna stay out here.

Pink: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.

(Five letters (C, A, N, D, and Y) appear from Candy Mountain and sing and dance.)

Y: Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave. When you get inside, you’ll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town, it’s the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave. It’s got jellybeans and coconuts in little hats. Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets. Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band and Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land. Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground, turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat. And the candy cane imagination runs so free, so now Charlie please will you go into the cave.

(All five letters run into each other and explode.)

Charlie: All right, fine, I’ll go into the freaking candy cave. This had better be good.

(Charlie goes into the cave.)

Purple and Pink: Yeah….

Purple: Goodbye, Charlie.

Pink: Yeah, goodbye, Charlie.

Charlie: Goodbye, what?

(The door to the cave closes behind Charlie and the cave goes dark.)

Charlie: Hey, what’s going on here? Hello? Who is that?

(Sounds are heard as if Charlie is getting knocked out. Cut to Charlie lying in the grass. He has a closed-up incision on his side.)

Charlie: Ow, God, what happened? (noticed the cut) Oh, they took my fricking kidney!

(Music plays and the credits begin to roll.)

By Jason Steele

For TypeQueen

Special Thanks The Letter “Y”

FilmCow.com

(Screen fades to black.)

[edit]

Dont know about the script for the second one.

This is the video for Charlie the unicorn.

Original on YouTube.com

This my last bit to help you. Try the link to see more about Charlie.

http://byrev.net/g-spot/?digg=videos&…