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This does indeed sound disastrous. I recommend you dump your film star boyfriend and book us a cruise around the world.

Thanks in advance.

You forgot the address…..
c/o Shakeybritches
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Mr Leibman I’ve dumped the guy from High School Musical - I’m so over him I cant remember his name. Will you cruise with me on Daddies yacht? Will you Mr Leibman

LMAO I will get on that right away. :-)

Shakeybritches - I want to fall from the skies - into your tanned, strong, muscular arms.

The Clue please understand that my Paypal will not accept those quarter fake coins from Minnesota - OK Yah?

…….yes my love, and if I miss, you can always land on my belly, plenty of cushion there……

Oh no mi Engerlish is failin - no able speeky ploper now

that’s ok, I have a gift for you, a shaw, to keep you warm

made from the hair of my back, your welcome

A shaw - what is this shaw you speak of. Run off and buy me a hospital my English is fading fast

Where is nice Mr Leibman I want to talk classical music with him - I will clone Beethoven for Mr Leibman

Come on now duct tape makes them more valuable :-)

That’s ok, I was a Corpsman in the Navy, I know how to fix ya up, now , where is that morphine?

You are going to tape my mouth up - is this an American custom? I have seen this on CSI Miami - not such a good look. It will mess up my hair extensions

You are going to tape my mouth up - is this an American custom?

Only for the women…..heh heh heh

Perhaps you want to join me on my private jet - our parachutes are specially packed in Southport by an expert - say yes

no way…..

Way way

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

yes, I said it, and now…….I’m probably going to pay for it….lol

Perhaps then we could fly to Scotland - but I know not the lingo - could you assist - you sound like a man of many languages - (yes I’m going to quote that everywhere hee hee)

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

I know that nut, he ain’t got no sense and he’s always talking to weirdos on the net

sumwun’s bin grrrrrrrrroundin me haggis…..
I can speak Scotch, fluently…..Scotch?

Scottish for the last time it’s Scottish
Scots - Scots is a real word too
Scotch is a bloody drink

eeewwwwwww a bloody drink?, well I guess ef ya eet haggis…..

Look you guys eat cron dog - what is a corn dog?

??????????

I am so lost

Oh, I found out that sheep lung is illegal in US, that’s weird
a corn dog is a hot dog surrounded by corn batter and then cooked, think of it as a hot dog that hasn’t been circumsised.

OMG you deep fry hot dogs - you animals!!!

a corn dog is also when you sneak up on a friend and grab them by the shoulders from behind and ram your knee into a strategic spot…..hence, a corn dog

Yes shakey so that haggis I posted you will never make it through customs but the class A drugs will be fine lol

we learned from the Scotch…..he he he

woooooohooooooo, but I’ve never had haggis. the drugs……well…..

Is it offensive to call Americans yanks. Yankee doodle yank yank yank

I don’t mind being called a yank. Heck, they used to call me that in school……never figured out why though…….

Have you ever left the uSA

Been to Tiajuana Mexico once and Puerto Rico once.
I know it’s supposed to be a derogatory name but I’ve been called worse.

I’ve never been USA but seen the whole of most of rest of world. Went travelling in my late teens and wandered around for best part of 8 years

That is sooooo cool. The thing about being over there is that you so many cultures within such a close proximity, I have always wanted to come to UK, and then use it as a springboard into Europe. I’d really like to see anything that had to do with WWII, from what I have heard, they are still finding unexploded ordnance in fields, construction sites, etc.

I went to Arnhem and all around Holland / Germany where the big battles were - its quite humbling but nothing compares to Auschwitz

Oh, Lord! I can hardly imagine! I see tv programs and when they show concentration camps, especially Auschwitz, in modern day, it makes me get weak kneed and teary eyed, I can’t even begin to fathom.
I would love to see where Anne Frank stayed in Amsterdam, that would be awesome…..

I went there - it made more even more sad than the concentration camps, I think it’s because we grew up ‘knowing’ her thru her diaries

Wow! It’s hard to believe how well she did considering her circumstances, of course I’m sure she didn’t put all of her hard times in there, I guess anyway. She is someone that I can say I felt like I knew her, but only in a dream, weird.
I had my two oldest kids read it a couple years ago, it was so powerful to me that I had to have them read it.

Tell you where is beautiful - Greece - I spent a year there - picking oranges. The food, the history, everthing - love that place