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“Friends are like slinkies. They have no point whatsoever, but it always brings a smile to your face to push them down the stairs.”

“Fragile. Do not drop.”
-Posted on a Boeing 757

This one is long, but it’s my favourite quote ever.

“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

-Theodore Roosevelt
“Citizenship in a Republic,”
Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris, April 23, 1910

“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”
-Carl Sagan

“Believing that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their Legislature should “make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” thus building a wall of separation between Church and State.”
-Thomas Jeffreson… may America heed his words well…

“Well, its a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one” -Professer from Futurama

“Evil triumphs when good men do nothing”

by no idear

faolteine wrote:
“Evil triumphs when good men do nothing”by no idear

- Elie Weisel

“When I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There have always been tyrants and murderers, for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. – Think of this; always” ~ The Mahatma, Gandhi

“He who has health has hope; And he who has hope has everything” Arabian Proverb

“The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes lead to extraordinary success” Vauvenargues

“Happy is he who dares courageously to defend what he loves” Ovid

“What you can do, or dream you can do, begin it; boldness has genius, power, and magic in it” Johann von Goethe

“Great hope make great men” Thomas Fuller

“Power is the ability to do things for others” Brooke Aster

I’m full of em…. Lol.

mas1s wrote:
Sober up - Betty Ford

lmbo

Marry a person who loves God more than they love you, and they will love you through anything!

For a good time call Shakeybritches…..internet gigolo at (phone number deleted)

Shakeybritches wrote:
For a good time call Shakeybritches…..internet gigolo at (phone number deleted)

ummm…wtf?

No if it was you would have already been groveling……oh wait, you have been, Oh, I kill me he he he

Anonymous wrote:
I think we should vote I’m with Leopardfly and Mas1s right now as they can only paint so many words round the school

Why, thank you. How about this:
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” - Louis Hector Berlioz

My husband produced a show called “Drag Race High” one of the schools had this quote on their wall…..

You’ll always miss
100% of the shots
You do not take

-Wayne Gretzky

Must start paper route, and other duties that come with it, but hey, someone has to deliver………I appreciate all of you, even mas………g’night, tum ta cook me haggis…..he he he…..

Anonymous wrote:
I’m assuming Wayne Gretzky never got picked for basketball then?

He’s a Hockey player.

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

Leopardfly wrote:
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“There is no spoon.”

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams

“Death is only the event when your birth certificate expires.”

I know some of these wouldn’t be the best for school walls, but they’re fun to post…

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”

The ULTIMATE life advice:

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“Simplicity is the essence of happiness” -unknown

“The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten”

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you”

and one of my favorites, “A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are made for”

“A raindrop coming in contact with fire looses it’s existence while that falling on a shell becomes a ‘pearl’. Therefore, people desirous of knowledge should avoid the company of ignorant people who believe in the motto- ignorance is bliss .” -Sam Veda

this is my quote :

we are but a mer reflection of your experiences in life , and our life is a mer reflection of the choices we have made ” Tricky ^_^

Leopardfly wrote:
“Friends are like slinkies. They have no point whatsoever, but it always brings a smile to your face to push them down the stairs.”

haha. love that one.

Alphaknight1087 wrote:

Leopardfly wrote:
“Friends are like slinkies. They have no point whatsoever, but it always brings a smile to your face to push them down the stairs.”

haha. love that one.

lmao!

Leopardfly wrote:
“Friends are like slinkies. They have no point whatsoever, but it always brings a smile to your face to push them down the stairs.”

I love this one. I always laugh when my friends fall down the stairs. I am laughing right now just thinking about it. Does that make me a bad person?

yes!
haha! just kidding!
“a person can laugh at other’s fallacies if he can learn to laugh at his own”