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I hope this joke is not too inappropriate to post here.

It made me laugh.

So dirty little jack was in the class room. The teacher, a pretty young 20 something girl was asking all the boys and girls for a new word and its meaning.

Some of the children were raising their hands, including dirty little jack.

The teacher asked little mary and little mary said “abduct,” Little mary said “abduct” means to take away a person or a thing by force.” She was impressed and she gave little mary a gold star.

Next, the teacher asked little Tom and little Tom said “Impede,” Litle Tom said “impede means to block, obstruct or keep from happening.” Again, she was impressed and gave little Tom a gold star.

The teacher wanted to ask somebody else, but she did not want to ask dirty little jack because she knew that he always came up with a rude answer that would embarrass her. Finally, after seeing that no other children were raising their hands and seeing little dirty jack waving frantically in the back of the room, she crossed herself and asked dirty little jack what the word was. Little dirty jack said “urinate.” She thought “that’s an odd word for a little boy to actually know. But she was intrigued as asked little dirty jack the meaning of the word.

Little jack said “urinate, but if you had a bigger chest you would be a ten.

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