death help: can someone in an english speaking country in another time zone do my book report? - Help.com

i can, but dont kill me if you get an f

btw i’m not from an english speaking country =o)

do it yourself

omg how is anyone to write a report on ‘the death of a salesman’?

So far tonight you have had a drink problem , lost your keys and need a book report. I’d love to do that for you..

Yeah I know Switzerland - who’s your Dad Sean Connery or Phil Collins or do you want to do a post about - I live in a tax-free neutral country - can you relate to me?

where in switzerland?

Real - problems - too lazy to do a book report - dont tempt me to leave you a few links to real problems. I cant find your keys, you’re too immature to drink - do your own report - I’m out

Do your own work. My god, get off of your lazy butt and do what you’re supposed to be doing.
Coasting on other people’s talent will eventually end in a crash landing.

Have some coffee and do your book report.

“I read a book. It was very good. People did stuff in the book. OMG! Then I turned the page. All those pages, lol. Probably hundreds of them. It was great. Words, some more words, maybe even a chapter. Well, the library was closing, so I got a drink of water and left. Then, on the way home, it started raining! The thunder crashed, the lightning flashed, I hoped I wouldn’t die like a salesman! So anyway we had spaghetti for dinner and then I went online to see if someone had already written a report on it. They had! It was perfect! I copied it and pasted it and it was all so great. So it’s not dark yet, I think I’m going to go out for a while. See ya!”

hope that helps

Just realised Yassen Gregorovich lives in your road - contact his post - maybe if you give him money for his friend in Ohio he will do your book report. Sorted. My pleasure

Okay, here is the Universal Book Report Template:

After reading (BOOK TITLE) by (AUTHOR’S NAME) I am full of thoughts. Never before have I thought the thoughts that I am now thinking. And the feelings I am feeling are surely a result of those thoughts.

The lead character in (BOOK TITLE) was, I truly believe, the most important person. At the beginning of the book we don’t know him/her very well. Later on, of course, many difficult things happen and he/she changes. Near the end of the book, towards the back, the problems are fixed and things work out, more or less. I was so relieved! In conclusion, I think we all learned an important lesson! I know that I certainly did! Thank you. The end.

Now, you need it to be three pages? Use REALLY big font.

Anonymous wrote:
Okay, here is the Universal Book Report Template:

The lead character in (BOOK TITLE) was, I truly believe, the most important person.

You always write about literature in the present tense.

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intangiblemissxo wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Okay, here is the Universal Book Report Template:

The lead character in (BOOK TITLE) was, I truly believe, the most important person.

You always write about literature in the present tense.

Okay, then switch it to present tense. Sheesh, I offer help straight out of a real printed book and you have to be picky.

Ireland-1 wrote:
Look, it is 12:00am turn off the computer and go to bed and go asleep, I don’t know whether or not you have been doing homework all this length or not but 12am is too late, go into school tomorrow and tell your teacher that you were up at 12am doing your report and so was too tired to complete it and could you please extend it until tomorrow and then do it yourself, that way you will more and likely not get into trouble, I hope this helps,
Ireland.

I second that. Many teacher have the ability to be more lenient if they think you’re actually making an effort, whether you succeed at the task they’ve given you or not.