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behave yourself and keep drinking milk ;)

Do the craziest things. This is your only chance! Dance around, sing loudly and horribly, run in circles if you feel the urge. What ever you do, make sure you make the most out of it.

Yes yes - pretend the people next door are terrorists and phone all the government agencies but before you do that - put maple syrup all over the path to their door and make a catapult for your eggs. Find some full tins of paint and loosen the lids for no purpose other than to spill on yourself for a laugh - hide in a closet with matches , dodgy electricals and a startled expression. My how your parents will laugh when they get home and the street is shut down — it’ll be a story for your wedding day.

mas1s wrote:
Yes yes - pretend the people next door are terrorists and phone all the government agencies but before you do that - put maple syrup all over the path to their door and make a catapult for your eggs. Find some full tins of paint and loosen the lids for no purpose other than to spill on yourself for a laugh - hide in a closet with matches , dodgy electricals and a startled expression. My how your parents will laugh when they get home and the street is shut down — it’ll be a story for your wedding day.

HAHA

i would suggest screaming at the top of your lungs its very liberating and you feel a lot less stressed

mas1s wrote:
Yes yes - pretend the people next door are terrorists and phone all the government agencies but before you do that - put maple syrup all over the path to their door and make a catapult for your eggs. Find some full tins of paint and loosen the lids for no purpose other than to spill on yourself for a laugh - hide in a closet with matches , dodgy electricals and a startled expression. My how your parents will laugh when they get home and the street is shut down — it’ll be a story for your wedding day.

And it would never get you in any trouble

Find a credit card Phone an escort agency and book 20 hotties, 20 pizzas and some kegs - then email all your friends and invite them to sneak round to yours for a small parteeeee. Call it your ‘finding yourself time’ should your parents question your behaviour. Expect to spend a lot of time with a therapist after this but if you video it all you can blackmail all your friends - so what’s to lose?

mas1s wrote:
Find a credit card Phone an escort agency and book 20 hotties, 20 pizzas and some kegs - then email all your friends and invite them to sneak round to yours for a small parteeeee. Call it your ‘finding yourself time’ should your parents question your behaviour. Expect to spend a lot of time with a therapist after this but if you video it all you can blackmail all your friends - so what’s to lose?

and boy that would never get you in trouble either considering you are in 8th grade

Jump on the bed. A lot.

rstarzboxer The Commander is actually a Moderator to be - we have to give him difficult choices as part of his Mod training. As you can see he isnt running around doing any of this - are you Commander?

yes dont tell people your home alone but do play with matches

Oh OK Commander - the Mods have said you can watch one of those ‘Most Haunted’ programmes from behind the sofa with your eyes covered up. And maybe - just maybe a little bit of Police Camera Action. Also could you make sure not to leave finger marks on the coffee table as it will upset your mum. Nite nite

mas1s wrote:
rstarzboxer The Commander is actually a Moderator to be - we have to give him difficult choices as part of his Mod training. As you can see he isnt running around doing any of this - are you Commander?

—— looking at mas confused as ever…..

Star dont you know who the Moderators are - the Mods of this site?

go ahead make the jello but remember to share it out to all these lovely people who have helped you get through this difficult times being home alone and board

And they call him Yello Jello dum dum dum Well done Commander another night has passed without anyone phoning the authorities - we are proud of you

your the same kid from yesterday?

smokin - commander is not the same kid as he was yesterday - he evolves daily

haha

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