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Ive had a beard now for 10yrs. In the late summer I stop trimming all together and when halloween comes around I do something crazy with it. Last october I had the handlebar and chin poof. Come November first is the only day of the year you will see me clean shaven. A week later its back in buisness.

I started to grow the beard because it is painfull to shave. My facial hair is extreemly thick and any razer no matter how expensive just cuts up my face when I shave. I just use an electric razer to trim.

I have grown one in the past and even now have a 3″ goatee.

I had a beard, but I shaved it off. If I could I would never grow a beard again.

I have an insane beard growing abillity, it’s a nuisance.

Don’t. Nobody should have a noticeable five o’clock shadow at noon. But if you like your beard then grow away.

I hate having to shave, I shave my head too!

Becket wrote:
Don’t. Nobody should have a noticeable five o’clock shadow at noon. But if you like your beard then grow away.

That is why I gave up shaving. Just a trimmer now. When I took physics in college we were working on diffraction patterns with lazers. All the facial haired people measured the width of thier hair. Mine was the thickest by about 3times. The proff didnt believe and measured it himself with a microscope.

Anyone have that experience where you shave a well worn beard and you have super white skin and the wind freezes that part of your face?

Hahahaha, I saw BEARD, and had to check it out.

Your post is hilarious! Really, props to you for growing a beard and trying it out.

Speaking of beards, you know something I realized? We haven’t had a bearded President since Benjamin Harrison in 1893. The last mustachioed president was in 1913, William Taft.

This just goes to show you that America doesn’t appreciate a good patch of man-fur anymore. I’m growing a beard just to spite our voting population.

I wonder how Obama would look with a fu manchu?

Obama would do much better with a nice set of chops and a soul patch.

Ah, touche.

Throw in a mohawk

“I pitty the foo who vote Republican!”

Personally, I’m attracted to a guy in a mustache or beard,and if they have both,Yowza!Add a cowboy hat and I’m his.

Howdy Partner…..lol

I used the awesome power of the beard on only two occasions:

1) Grew for 8 months while my wife was pregnant with the girls: shaved the day they were born.
2) Grew for 9 months while my wife was pregnant with my son: shaved the day he was born.

Now the beard must lay dormant until another worthy cause dawns on me.

By the way, the best desciption of beard growing in a year has to be AJ Jacob’s The Year of Living Biblically.

I used to think my Grandpa was Santa Claus cause he always had a long, crazy white beard. When none of my peers believed me when I told them, I grew suspicious of my mother’s father. One day I simply jumped him in the living room, grabbed as much of his beard as my tiny hands could, and yanked as hard as my proportinally tiny body would allow.
My Grandfather doesn’t visit as much as he used to.

*15 hrs later* no beard…dammit!

oh right, sorry can’t has a beard. :(

I don’t like a beard on my Fiance, but I prefer the scruff to clean shave–it’s kinda sexy.

Yes that’s him. And that’s pretty much a beard, or a month of not shaving.

Alas, once again I have beard envy.

I have to say I find beards extremely attractive on most guys haha.. My first ex never could grow facial hair for 2 reasons, his job, and it just wouldn’t grow… I’d get pissed when he shaved the little bit of stubble he had… second ex… had a goatee type of thing minus the stache haha with the little soul patch below his bottom lip… SO HOT! I used to play with it haha… I miss that soul patch… :)

Now moustaches are a whole different story… those can range from creepy to hot… just depends on the guy… but for the most part they are a bit weird…

I 3 Beards!!

beards are great! i think all men must have one!
you can do so much with them!

if i was a male i would so have a goatie and die different colours like billy conealy he is a legan!!

One of the highest levels of acheivement is the growth of a beard……..

let me restate what I wrote…. One of the highest levels of acheivement for man or women is the growth of a beard

Jebus Zeus (CoalMan) wrote:
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=349e7…

Very nice! :)

nanny shark wrote:
Speaking of beards, you know something I realized? We haven’t had a bearded President since Benjamin Harrison in 1893. The last mustachioed president was in 1913, William Taft.

This just goes to show you that America doesn’t appreciate a good patch of man-fur anymore. I’m growing a beard just to spite our voting population.

I wonder how Obama would look with a fu manchu?

Well, I for one appreciate a good patch!! :)

The Astro-Man wrote:
If that is your fiance in your profile, then he’s rockin’ a pretty sweet beard, even if it is mostly scruff. But hey, scruff counts.

Nice eyes, too.

I have no idea how I found this. Listen to Beard Lust; maybe it’ll give you a chuckle.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?…
Enjoy.

Nice nannyshark!