girl help: Guys..what would you want a girl to do to you. - Help.com

renante8 wrote:
Bake me pie

gb2thekitchen?

so many unforgivable things.
my brain is not on correctly right now. i cant believe i am posting here

its a realy bad internet joke to say “gb2thekitchen” (go back to the kitchen) when people ask what you would have a woman do for you.
it is joking off of the fact that women, during the old age were only supposed to be cooks and child- bearers for the men.
cruel joke stirred back in my mind by the fact that you mentioned cooking

lol yea fine, wasnt that bad the first time. it just brought back memories of eabaumsworld

boy you shouldn,t ask me that.I will get in trouble if I answer it.

I’m afraid if I went into detail, I might be banned from this site.

Just kidding.

*high fives self*

Seriously, though, what I want a girl to do to me would consist of:

1.)Love me unconditionally
2.)Give me space when we’re sleeping in the same bed. I can’t fall asleep tangled up.
3.)Rub my back after workouts. I’ve never had a girlfriend that would do that for me.
4.)I’m all for feminism, but I still like to buy the dinner once in a while. Let ME pay. (I’m sure that’s no problem for most girls.)
5.)Not yelling at me when I’m playing video games about how I never pay any attention to what she says…or something like that. *kidding*
6.) Please, GOD, don’t yell at me when I say hello to a girl I know. Half of the people in the world are female, and I’m going to have to interact with them one way or the other. Get over it.
7.)Don’t hate me for what my friends do. Just because one of my friends is a man-**** doesn’t make ME one.
8.)Don’t try to make me jealous during a fight by bringing up your exes. I’m obviously better to you than they are, hence the title “ex”.
9.)Learn to trust me when I’m not around you. I’m not a cheater, so don’t call me every ten seconds when I’m out with my friends. If I’m dating you, you’re something special to me, and I’m not going to screw it up with some hoochie that’s got nothing on you. I know how to pick ‘em, baby.

You know, I think I may have inadvertently directed all of this at my last ex-girlfriend. Whoops. Even though I don’t have her, and she broke my rules all the time, I still miss her. *sigh*

She never broke rule #1, though.

Aren’t I pathetic.