girl help: I hate jellybeans.. - Help.com

I also hate jelly beans. Would you like to be on my team in waging infinte justice against them?

We could use them in the war against pears! What could hurt more than a barrage of jellybeans?

hmm.. have you seen a candyologist?

ummm >.> do u hate people whos nick name is jellybean?

Have you told the jellybeans how you feel?

grhm_is wrote:
never knew they existed..

well I’m not saying that they really do or don’t exist, but if someone says, “Hey you look sick so I’m prescribing you 5 green jellybeans a day”, don’t do it, it’s a trick.

can u explain y u are scared of them something happen in the past?

is this for real?

lol

lol sorry if we’re being less than serious, it’s just such an unusual situation. But luckily jellybeans are very easy to avoid, I haven’t actually seen one in months. Perhaps you could consider some therapy?

they actually hide everywhere like easter eggs

haha this is funny

people who don’t have problems with jellybeans just don’t notice

how old are you?

LMAO

dont worry they dont bite

Really? Maybe there’s like, an overabundance of jellybeans in Australia. That’s actually pretty odd. Either way, you can’t let this rule your life. If it’s really causing you this much distress, you need therapy for it like any other anxiety problem or phobia.

you reminded me of

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSCotdOh5WY

Well I don’t know if this will help, but what a lot of people who are addicted to cutting themselves to is wear a hair tie around their wrist, and snap it when they feel the urge to cut. Maybe you can wear one too, any whenever you encounter a jellybean, you’d snap it, and get distracted by the slight pain. Hopefully when the distraction wears off you’ll be long gone from this candy of torment.

if you were my sis or brother i would scare you the whole day lol

I hated jellybeans at the start of this post, and now I don’t. Therefore it is possible to get over it.

I read something JesusMurphy wrote and it made me think, and I thought about responding to some thing she said before, and I thought awhile and then I forgot to hate jellybeans. But I never hated them in my life before, so I probably picked it up empathically from you. How did you start to hate them?

Aw, I made ya think? :)
“The problem is not that people are dumb. Every person alive is a genius when he or she thinks, the tricky part is getting them thinking in the first place”
-What the Bleep do we Know
Micheal brings up a good point, maybe if you think about how you started hating them, you’ll figure out the root cause. At the start of this post I thought this was silliness, but now I see that anything, even if it is candy, that causes you so much distress is serious. I’m very invested now in helping you through this; so know that I’m on your side :) (sometimes all you need to know is that someone’s got your back)

smokin vanilla that you tube video was great, you can’t help but laugh, even though to her its very frightening.

i have a phobia about something, it seems silly to others but the fear is real to me, so i can understand a little what you go through, but it can’t rule your life the elastic band on your wrist is a good coping technique, the more fearful and panniked you get the harder you will find you snap it

Ahh if it started with a dream, maybe the jellybeans are a symbol for something bigger your subconcious is trying to tell you. I’d recommend a dream interpretation book, then.

I was showing my 5-year old cousin the internet and warned him it could be dangerous. To demonstrate, I Googled “DANGER” and the top links were about sugar. Beans are sometimes magic in more ways.

(I just panic when ppl call me darling, which may be similar.)

Michael Leibman wrote:
(I just panic when ppl call me darling, which may be similar.)

haha is ‘honeybunch’ or ’schnookums’ better?