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YES, Anthrax! I am so glad someone has finally brought it up!

Pluto, you will always remain a planet to me! Bullies.

I love Pluto! *hug*

i voted for I love Pluto!!! *Kisses to pluto*

I think of Pluto as a planet, as I was brough up to, I suppose. I do, however, take objection to your reference to him as a `lovable “little guy”’. To be honest, I’ve always found him to be somewhat cold and distant.

pluto is such a dirty chunk of ice, he would be cast out of my cosmic vodka glass…:D

*laughs evilly*

Yeah, well, he seemed quite happy to turn his back on his Kuiper belt buddies and rub shoulders with the big boys at the planetary parties. Now they’ve ganged up against him having worn out the novelty of bringing a poor unfortunate in from the cold, and little Pluto must return to those he happily left behind and tried to forget about. My guess, he’ll hit the bottle, we’ll hear of him now and then, trying to bum spare change from Neptune and such, then one day we’ll just notice he’s gone.

Anthrax wrote:
hmm… with the current 7 votes pro-Pluto and 1 against, we have a percentage split of 88% for and 13% against. 88 + 13 = 101

Apparently we’re giving it 101% here on help.com :D

Hahaha, good math help.com! Way to teach kids how to add!

Theres now 9 votes for Pluto!! Pluto will always be a planet to me… 8 planets, pfft! Never!

pluto is worthless, what has it ever done exciting huh just what has it done? tell me huh tell me.. you can’t i bet, pluto can’t even keep a regular orbit around the sun and its drifts in and out of neptunes wake like a drunkard staggering home from a nite of partying. hahahahahahaha

I would rather be a little well loved planet that a large smelly ball of gas.

Hahahahaha, last 3 replies… made me laugh!!

Anthrax wrote:
Jeb is, of course, very much against staggering home drunk after partying… you starting a Bible study there jeb?

no i seem to fall on my face and lay in my own puke and feces rather than staggering

pluto is awesome, he’s always welcomed in our solar system.

Pluto is smaller than seven of the solar system’s moons (the Moon, Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, Titan and Triton). its a tiny little dwarf.. at least goofy can talk, why is it that both goofy and pluto are dogs yet goofy walks on two legs and talks but pluto can’t? why i ask you why?

there is one dwarf planet, one little icy rock way out in the rural area near the Kuiper Belt that fit into the “which of these things does not belong” category. Small, funny shaped and orbiting our sun on a 4.5 billion-year bender, Pluto was like the embarrassing cousin no one invited to weddings.

I don’t think they should be allowed to revoke planet status. I mean…how can you just take it back?!

lol Yea, its like a guy saying “I love you” and then taking it back. It just doesnt work that way.

Here, here! I mean just because he’s smaller than the others? Someone didn’t teach NASA the decency of individuality. We’re all different and we’re all different sizes. Pluto has always been my favorite, he’s the little outcast NASA and their big expensive vessels look over. One day, he’s going to make it big and they’ll all be sitting on Uranus talking about the time Pluto looked at them and how they always loved him. Bah! And don’t even get me started on Saturns obsession with commitment to God knows how many other planets with all the rings she’s wearing.

Tramp.

Exactly, Snowflake! I mean, he’s been a planet for so long… how can you come back from that?
When they find a life on him, they’ll be sorry!

find life*

Haha a little frozen alien man. You’re right Nutmeg, that’ll show em.

I’m pleased that Pluto isn’t a proper planet, because now the Planets Suite is complete.

Okay, so this may be very improper, and I apologize for that, because this has nothing to do with poor, poor pluto, (whom I have much sympathy for.) =)
Anyway, I saw your comments on the girl asking if she was a witch or not, and I was wondering if you could help me out with that. I have no idea how else to contact you directly, because I just created this account to talk to you. You just seemed to know a lot to be able to help that chick out, and I was wondering if you would help me with the same issue?

YAY for Planet Pluto!!!

Ditzy wrote:
YAY for Planet Pluto!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

im going to send pluto to hell, argh its gonna crash into the earth!!
but its the size of my head so thats ok

hahahhahaahah:]