Year help: im 109 years old and i hate this world so im just going to call

iluvwaymo

im 109 years old and i hate this world so im just going

to call my unicorn and tell him to come and take me away to candy mountain so i can leave this dump. im also sending all of my umpa-lumpas to come and destroy the world!

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fjdsakfjasl #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (2 minutes after post)

“Common Charlie! Lets go to candy mountain!”

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Kimmi 22 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years ago (3 minutes after post)

Cool don’t forget to bring your crack. :)

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fjdsakfjasl #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (4 minutes after post)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0S…

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Anonymous #
5 years ago (8 minutes after post)

charlie! charlie! we’re on a bridge charlie!
*bwhahahahah*
i love you man.
can i come?

fenruorki 5 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (22 minutes after post)

lolz bye kidney

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ınnıƗe ∞ 0 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (26 minutes after post)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y5VWe…

Help me with: Ive got a text message off a m8 sayin ‘gt peng food hlla at yo boy’

fenruorki 5 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (28 minutes after post)

stop that really thats not very smart… no1 likes thoses umpa retards… u should buy ur lines at a mart.. cuz they suk bad end them at the start…

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 5 years ago (35 minutes after post)

do we get to search for a golden ticket??

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ınnıƗe ∞ 0 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years ago (42 minutes after post)

I’ve got a golden ticket in my la la la i dont know the words…

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 5 years ago (44 minutes after post)

I found one.. i found one.. lol…

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GB | 5 years ago (52 minutes after post)

dude that charlie video messed with my head lmao, it took me a few minutes to remember where i was and what i was doing

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Anonymous #
5 years ago (5 hours, 28 minutes after post)

If you are 109 years young you are still here for a reason. I need a cheap gardener.
I need your wisdom. Write it don’t take it with you. You leave us egnorant of your life. What a loss. If you do flood texas I live in oklahoma and would like water frount property.

Shakeybritches 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years ago (8 hours, 59 minutes after post)

**** it! It’s Oompa Loompa, they take offense you know!

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Shakeybritches 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years ago (2 days, 10 hours after post)

I was just kidding ya’ know……..

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