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~Shie~

Gloversville, NY, US

~The Boss~

If you’ve ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
‘How much money do you make a week?’

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, ‘I make $400
a week.

Why?’

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, ‘Here’s four
weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.

‘

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?’

From across the room came a voice, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.

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essence 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (2 minutes after post)

LOL that was funny and i dont even have a job!

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (2 minutes after post)

essence wrote:
LOL that was funny and i dont even have a job!

hahahahahahaha…. me either… sometimes its a good thing.. but sometimes it is sooooo boring to just sit home… lol.

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hansolo2031 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 minutes after post)

That was very amusing, thanks ^_^

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (5 minutes after post)

you are welcome hansolo..

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Shakeybritches 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (5 minutes after post)

Sounds about right for some people…lol

Glad you are back Shie…….. :-)

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (6 minutes after post)

thank you shakey… im feeling a little bit better.. still got some stupid thoughts going through my brain.. but hopefully it will end tonight.. just have to get the courage to talk to roger about what is bothering me…

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essence 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (8 minutes after post)

Yea true being at home is boring sometimes. But hey i wouldnt mind being that pizza delivery guy. He got $1600 for doing nothing, well actually he was working but he got more money than he did delivering pizzas

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Shakeybritches 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (8 minutes after post)

He sounds like a super nice guy Shie……..sounds like he is pretty understanding also…..

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Narcissus 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (14 minutes after post)

lol

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (19 minutes after post)

Mikey87 wrote:
Sounds like my last job. We had too many Agents on the floor and not enough desks so what does Human Resources decide to do.. HIRE MORE PEOPLE!!! logic is out the window when you become a CEO

lol… now that is genius of them… lmfao..

essence wrote:
Yea true being at home is boring sometimes. But hey i wouldnt mind being that pizza delivery guy. He got $1600 for doing nothing, well actually he was working but he got more money than he did delivering pizzas

yeah.. i know.. hahahahahahaha..

Shakeybritches wrote:
He sounds like a super nice guy Shie……..sounds like he is pretty understanding also…..

that he is… very much so.. i just find it extremely hard to talk to anyone face to face about what i feel.. because of my past.. blah blah blah.. so i have written him a short message on his messenger… i know it will be ok.. as it always is.. and he explains everything to me.. and my worries are gone.. but until i say something.. all the assumptions and my past haunt me…

Bailie wrote:
lol

glad you got a chuckle out of this..

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ambrutellow 4 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (21 minutes after post)

hilarious! had a boss just like that, but a little more stupid (like the one in the comic)!!

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Dots 6 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (23 minutes after post)

LMAO!
Sounds like my old boss!

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (23 minutes after post)

ambrutellow wrote:
hilarious! had a boss just like that, but a little more stupid (like the one in the comic)!!

hahahahahaha… always makes ya wonder how they got the position they are in doesnt it.. lmfao..

Dots wrote:
LMAO!Sounds like my old boss!

hehehehehehehehehhe

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Dreamgirl 63 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 3 minutes after post)

Looooool, I wish I know where that CEO’s company is…. hehehe very funny and you always keep lighten us up. Good job Shie.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (1 hour, 34 minutes after post)

hey, U r back. So nice to hear that. And u have started ur work just after returning. So how r u feeling now?
Anyways, that was really funny. Thanx for sharing :)

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Ditzy 6 #
Ventura, CA, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (2 hours, 20 minutes after post)

lol very good - glad to see the happy Lil-Bit is back ^_^

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 hours, 13 minutes after post)

lol..Smedley should pee on him and say it’s medicial…ha ha.

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 1 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 hours, 32 minutes after post)

darn… why can’t that happen to me? lol thanks! :)

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SoulRising 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (8 hours, 12 minutes after post)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That is the best joke I have heard in a long time:)

Thanks for sharing it.

☆lilies☆ 664 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (8 hours, 13 minutes after post)

Heheeh :D

Oh and welcome back! :)

~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (8 hours, 19 minutes after post)

Dreamgirl wrote:
Looooool, I wish I know where that CEO’s company is…. hehehe very funny and you always keep lighten us up. Good job Shie.

i actually had this saved for when i came back… lol.. i thought it was a neat story… only wishing it were me delivering that dang pizza.. lol..

QǺ§Ħ wrote:
hey, U r back. So nice to hear that. And u have started ur work just after returning. So how r u feeling now?
Anyways, that was really funny. Thanx for sharing :)

Ditzy wrote:
lol very good - glad to see the happy Lil-Bit is back ^_^

thanks guys… glad you could laugh with me.. yeah.. im back.. and feeling fine.. just like always… thanks for the concerns… that means a lot to me.. it lets me know that i was missed… love shie.

max_needs wrote:
lol..Smedley should pee on him and say it’s medicial…ha ha.

yodaluv12 wrote:
darn… why can’t that happen to me? lol thanks! :)

hahahahaha.. right…

ben_j_richard wrote:
haha very good

SoulRising wrote:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That is the best joke I have heard in a long time:)

Thanks for sharing it.

thank you… and you are welcome..

~lilies~ wrote:
Heheeh :D

Oh and welcome back! :)

lol… thank you lilies..

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CrackHacky 1 #
Mill Hall, PA, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (9 hours, 28 minutes after post)

HAHA ! Thanks for sharing!

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Fizz 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (10 hours, 39 minutes after post)

lol that’s great, another example of how assumptions make idiots out of people!!!

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chev.jame 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (12 hours, 16 minutes after post)

Great joke! And illustrates that too many bosses “shoot from the hip” before finding out the facts about a situation!

Fizz 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (12 hours, 28 minutes after post)

chev.jame wrote:
Great joke! And illustrates that too many bosses “shoot from the hip” before finding out the facts about a situation!

That’s what my husband’s boss does ALL of the time!!

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~Shie~ 1 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (15 hours, 21 minutes after post)

hahahaha.. glad you all liked it..

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (17 hours, 24 minutes after post)

LOL that was brilliant. Thank you for sharing. :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (20 hours, 31 minutes after post)

hahahhahhah loves it!!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 9 months ago (21 hours, 8 minutes after post)

Nice….

think i will order pizza now!!!!!!!

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