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~The Washcloth~

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?” I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

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Time Traveller 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

ha ha ha. I’m glad you are back from banning.

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (5 minutes after post)

thank you.. hehehehehehehe.. me too… lol..

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jeaniecarpentier 17 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (8 minutes after post)

lol thats hallarious

so glad u r back

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (11 minutes after post)

Renegade_007 wrote:
I’m glad you are back also, and thank you. You put a big SMILE on me.

heheheheh… thank you… and you are welcome…

jeaniecarpentier wrote:
lol thats hilarious

so glad u r back

i know.. i found that to be quite humorous myself.. lol..

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Anonymous #
1 year, 5 months ago (19 minutes after post)

My grandmother went to the doctor and he put the stethoscope to her chest. He said “big breaths.” She misunderstood and said “yes, they used to be.” The doctor just laughed in the poor woman’s face. At least yours was a bit more gracious.

AKITHMA 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 minutes after post)

serious fits of laughter ,thanks,i knew you would be back with a thud:)me hitting the floor in hysterics:):):)

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 minutes after post)

hahahahahahahahaha…. now that is funny…. lmfao.. hahahahahahahahahha

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (21 minutes after post)

LMFAO!

Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (23 minutes after post)

I can just picture him, eyes wide, wondering, “For me?”

~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (24 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:
I can just picture him, eyes wide, wondering, “For me?”

hahahahahahahaha… now thats a picture to imagine.. lol.. hahahhaa

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AKITHMA 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (25 minutes after post)

now that brings a whole nu meaning to”theres a party in my pants”

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katiekins 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (31 minutes after post)

haha that is really funny.
thanks for the laugh.

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (33 minutes after post)

AKITHMA wrote:
now that brings a whole nu meaning to”theres a party in my pants”

hahahahahahaa… i didnt think of that.. but that is really funny.. hahahahahhaa

katelynxrose wrote:
haha that is really funny.
thanks for the laugh.

you are welcome.

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island girl* 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (35 minutes after post)

Hahaha Made my day no doubttt

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (46 minutes after post)

lol.. glad you liked it… lol

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (47 minutes after post)

well.. im off for the night… ill be back later though.. that is a promise.. its now 12 50 am… got to go fix dinner for my honey.. hehehe.. yup.. i said dinner.. lol.. nighty night to all my friends.. love always shie..

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אָ QaSh אָ 5 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 hour, 36 minutes after post)

ROFL. If I was u, I was never going to that doc Again ;)
Anyways, Welcome Back.

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Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 1 year, 5 months ago (4 hours, 46 minutes after post)

lol!!! that doctor must have been like, “WTF??” :) thanx

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SoulRising 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (11 hours, 38 minutes after post)

Ha ha ha:) Did this really happen if so LMFAO:)! if not it is still a good joke:)

hotdog321 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 hours, 23 minutes after post)

See? Without you to put a smile on our faces, this site would be quite dull. A big WELCOME BACK!!!

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2greeneyes 3 #
Midvale, UT, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (13 hours, 14 minutes after post)

All that glitters ins’t gold?

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (16 hours, 38 minutes after post)

Ireland-1 wrote:
Hello shie,
How are you? lol, you really made an impression on him, I don’t what to do, because I am not sure whether you are being serious that this happened to my good friend (you) or was it just a joke like you normally do.

hahahahahahaha….. no… its a joke…. lmfao…. i found it on the web.. hahahahaha… you think i would really put something like that on here if it happened ot me????????? hahahaha.. well ok.. maybe.. but it didnt… lol… wasnt me… lol…

hotdog321 wrote:
See? Without you to put a smile on our faces, this site would be quite dull. A big WELCOME BACK!!!

thank you babes.. it feels great to be back..

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Fizz 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (16 hours, 44 minutes after post)

rofl to funny. That sort of happened to my best friend. She went in labor at home and couldn’t make it to the hospital. They had been doing some crafts with glittered grass, the 911 operator told her daughter to put a towel underneath my friend, in her panicked hurry she grabbed one they had been using to clean up the glitter from what they were making. After the baby was born and they got to the hospital the nurses found glitter and a few strands of the grass around her private area.

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Newark, NJ, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (19 hours, 58 minutes after post)

ROFL Shi!!!!!!!!!!! :D That is hysterical!!

AND… I am SO glad to see you back here!!!! *HUGS*

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Shakeybritches 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 hours, 9 minutes after post)

I would not have believed that from anyone else………LOL. I wonder……..if I tried fairy dust…………nah!

Great to see you Chosen One!

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Shakeybritches 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 hours, 10 minutes after post)

Oh, two questions……did the glitter make you feel magical, and how long did you leave it there?

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 hours, 13 minutes after post)

cattail wrote:
ROFL Shi!!!!!!!!!!! :D That is hysterical!!

AND… I am SO glad to see you back here!!!! *HUGS*

hahahahaha…. im glad to make everyone laugh again…. hugs..

Shakeybritches wrote:
I would not have believed that from anyone else………LOL. I wonder……..if I tried fairy dust…………nah!Great to see you Chosen One!

hahahahahahaha… thanks shakey…

Shakeybritches wrote:
Oh, two questions……did the glitter make you feel magical, and how long did you leave it there?

omg shakey.. .this didnt really happen to me… hahahahhaa… i found it on the web… hahahahahahahahaha….

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 hours, 14 minutes after post)

but to know me… i have nothing there for glitter to stick too… lmfao… bic is one of my favorite home amenities.. lmfao..

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

bwahahahhahahhahhahhah.

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 11 hours after post)

hahahahahaha

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nextstar 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 19 hours after post)

if that doctor was a good one , so go to him or her again , forget about her or his stupidty , all you need is to get checked by a good doctor .

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Sanni 1 #
Birmingham, A7, GB | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 days, 14 hours after post)

Lol lol looooooooooooool that was so funny!

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 days, 19 hours after post)

hahahahhaa.. you are right mera… lmfao..

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wandering/soul 10 #
Philippine, 10, PH | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 days, 23 hours after post)

wow. i so do not regret reading this post. classic! :)

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 days, 11 hours after post)

hahahahahaha.. wandering… glad you liked it.. lmfao..

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Gorgon 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 days, 11 hours after post)

That was very funny, and cheered me up, whether it was a joke or not, it put a smile on my face. Thanks :)

~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 days, 11 hours after post)

hahahahahaha…. it is a joke… lol.. there are a few people on here thinking it was me that this happened too.. but it wasnt.. i found this on the web… hahahahaha… just glad that you enjoyed it.. hugs..

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Luck of the Irish 24 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 days, 14 hours after post)

Hello ^j^lil_bit_shie^j^,
I am just writing to say what a funny story you have told, I am very glad to hear that it was not you that this happened to because I can imagine how embarrassing it must be.
Yours Sincerely,
Eugene

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~Shie~ 9 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 days, 14 hours after post)

lol… yeah…. it would be embarrassing to have this happen in real life… especially when the woman didnt know what was going on until she got home… lmfao..

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