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hahahahahaha. That’s great! Stupid, stupid, people!

Hahaha, thanks for the chuckles. I needed them! :D

Hehe, thanks that made me smile. :)

hehehe, these are really funny. These are stupid but Real :)

hmmm… I had One but I forgot :( argghhh… my memory is really a problem for me.

Hahaha idiots are more common than one would think, and they’re not always poorly educated.

I was working the night shift at an electric motors factory, sealing stator coils. A new boss kinda person (had a lot of those) had started a few days earlier. I think he had an engineering degree. So anyway, around 20 minutes into my shift he walks into my department (I was the only person working there, and didn’t get all that many visitors in the night). He asks me if I’m busy at the moment, to which I respond that I’ve just put the first coils in the oven to harden the seal, and that for the next 2 hours I would basically have nothing to do. He nods and then tells me that the machining guys (working on the lathe) have nothing to do right now, and asks if he should send one of them over to help me. I stare at him blankly for a while, then I repeat what I’ve just told him.

Happened in Odense, Denmark. One engineer was spotted at the scene of the incident.

hahaha thanks for the lqtm:]

hahahahahaha.. those were hilarious… i especially loved the last one about the car doors.. lmfao.. hahahahahahha .. thanks for sharing.. lmfao.

what i have to say is wht everyone else says…..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha!omg they’re so dense! rofl lol lmao!

They were amazingly funny. I’ve lost count on the number of idiots I have met like that. I had the conversation about the deer crossing with my Dad, but as a joke. I can’t believe someone actually took it seriously.

I was walking home from the shops one day and a guy came up to me and asked if I smoke. I said very clearly to him “No I don’t”, which he then replied with “Have you got any cigarettes?”. Yes, I carry them around as a lucky charm. (I said that in my head, though lol)

I was living in a town where someone went postal at the local DMV. I had just got out of the shower and had a towel on my head and was wrapped in another. Someone rang my doorbell. Because I was not dressed I did not open the door. I looked out the blinds on the window and was shocked to see a news camara and full blown crew standing on my doorstep with the camera on and pointed at me. I asked who they where and what they wanted? They proceeded to tell me my neighbor had shot and killed several people that afternoon and asked what I thought of him? I was apolled and shocked to think my neighbor, Angel, had lost it after we had an argument the night before about him disposing of antifreeze in the street drain and dumping oil in a pit next to the property line. He was a mechanic and did some extra work out of his home. I had asked him to stop doing this and he told me he didn’t know how he was going to feed his family if he couldn’t continue. I didn’t talk to the news crew who put my toweled head and beady eyes looking through the blinds on the evening news saying neighbor scared to leave home because of volatile “John Doe” after ….. (name changed to protect the innocent). At 7:00 pm my neighbor Angel pulled into his driveway smiled at me out in my yard and apologised for polluting. I stood staring at him and did not reply, I did not realise they had not caught him. I ran into the house and turned on the news after locking my door and freaking out:). It turned out the name of the person who actually did go postal lived at the same address as Angel, only on another street around the corner:)

Great story there SoulRising

2greeneyes wrote:
Whoa Soul,
What a shock. The media is something else huh?

YAH!, out of control:(

Hey, I remember one now. Here it is:

A man bought an item for 15,000$. After paying the money, he left the shop. The manager of the shop realized that the item was worth 12,000$. So, he sent a man after him with 3,000$. That man stole 1,000$ from that money and gave 2,000$ to the buyer. So, the buyer got 2,000$ this means that he has bought that item for 13,000$.
Now add the money, he paid 13,000$ for that item. And 1,000$ were with that man who stole the money. So, the total becomes 14,000$. Then where are 1,000$ to make a total of 15,000$?

It can be correct from one side i.e The shop gets 12,000$, the buyer gets 2,000$ and the man gets 1,000$. So, the total is 15,000$.

But in Maths, the answer should be same from any method.

2greeneyes wrote:
LOL Qash,
So noted. Thanks for breaking it down. Your mathematical aren’t you? I hate math.
Words are my thing. Math people blow me away. Specially when they just rattle it off in their head. My husband is like that. He’s always asking me how to spell things though. LOL

lol. I like Maths but sumtimes it is a big roblem for me :)

Ξ qΛ§Ħ Ξ wrote:
big roblem for me :)

Problem*

i still think this is funny!