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Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2!

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  1. Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort
  2. goodbye cruel wurld
  3. wikipedia killed my Pa
  4. lol; u guise r all dum; lawl
  5. Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?
  6. omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!
  7. lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life
  8. my daddy doesnt luv me cuz he wudnt give me muny to go buy moar hooker clothez
  9. OMG! MY FRIENDZ H8 ME BEKAZ DEY R ALL STOOPIDZ!!ONE!!111ONEONEONEELEVEN!11
  10. Hello please today. i am used to rich beings before but is now i am not the money. send kind sir the american dollars to I. send please your checking address to (email removed) i kansas live in. thank yo kind sir.
  11. Zeitgeist! ZEITGEIST!!! ZOMFGROFLCOPTERBBQ! You must watch if you’re an American! Even though it’s a waste of like three gigs of memory and has little to no factual value!!!!! ZZEEIITTGGEEIISSTT!!!!!!
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Jinx offline Verified User (9 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

ok, i have one to add
5. lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life

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yodaluv12 offline Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

lol i remember the original!

most of the posts i get in my notices are along the lines of “omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!

i think i need to change my tags :)

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AU | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

um what about x]

6. Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?

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Bacon, God of Gods edited this post 2 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, SPAMWICH, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl] feel free to add

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Bacon, God of Gods edited this post 2 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, SPAMWICH, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl, Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?] feel free to add

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Jinx wrote:
ok, i have one to add
5. lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life

nice snappy comeback. like i always say, make lemons out of lemonade

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Bacon, God of Gods edited this post 2 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, SPAMWICH, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl, Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?, omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!] feel free to add

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erin offline Verified User (10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 54 #
Augusta, GA, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (7 minutes after post)

goodbye cruel world, definitely.
those have been exceedingly abundant lately.

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Bacon, God of Gods edited this post 2 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, SPAMWICH, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl, Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?, omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!, lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life] feel free to add

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Jinx offline Verified User (9 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (8 minutes after post)

Baconator96 the God wrote:

Jinx wrote:
ok, i have one to add
5. lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life

nice snappy comeback. like i always say, make lemons out of lemonade

I just don’t think we should make fun of other peoples post. this is help.com, they need help, so what if most are repeated, we go on here to help.
these kind of posts just don’t do any good to no one

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

Jinx wrote:

Baconator96 the God wrote:
Jinx wrote:
ok, i have one to add5. lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life
nice snappy comeback. like i always say, make lemons out of lemonade
I just don’t think we should make fun of other peoples post. this is help.com, they need help, so what if most are repeated, we go on here to help.these kind of posts just don’t do any good to no one

lighten up, their good for laughes. if you didnt notice, the big box at the top of the site welcomes help requests, rants, stories, etc. dont be giving me that “help.com is for help” crap.

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An Unknown Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (15 minutes after post)

haha all very true :P

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hockeymaniac500 offline Verified User (6 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 11 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (39 minutes after post)

I have to say that I see the goodbye cruel world the most, followed very closely by the I don’t know if she likes me. But the goodbye could fall into spamwich because most of them are trolls.It’s all so confusing I just don’t know! Haha, I voted for number 2.

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Roslindale, MA, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (40 minutes after post)

I can not believe “goodbye cruel wurld” wasn’t just the sole winner. Every other day, I swear I’ve become immune to the cries.

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dazmo online Verified User (4 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

how about
“I used once to be a rich and it is now i am lose itall. Please send me lots give of cash to (email removed)”

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Bacon, God of Gods edited this post 2 months, 3 weeks ago. Read the previous text »

Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, SPAMWICH, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl, Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?, omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!, lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life, my daddy doesnt luv me cuz he wudnt give me muny to go buy moar hooker clothez] feel free to add

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 2 minutes after post)

dazmo wrote:
how about
“I used once to be a rich and it is now i am lose itall. Please send me lots give of cash to (email removed)”

i expanded upon that

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NisaANYgirl offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 83 #
Bronx, NY, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 29 minutes after post)

Lqtm @ #3… Never seen that one before o.O.

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

vmd239_nyukid wrote:
Lqtm @ #3… Never seen that one before o.O.

lqtm?

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NisaANYgirl offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 83 #
Bronx, NY, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

Laughing quietly to myself :)

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 33 minutes after post)

i made that up. btw, heres teh wikipedia killed my pa thing, the whole post really, but this quote was the inspiration for that line: http://help.com/post/126505-wikipedia…

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NisaANYgirl offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 83 #
Bronx, NY, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 hour, 48 minutes after post)

Ah, I remember that post. I was like wtf??? Lmao @ the poster.

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An Unknown Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (18 hours, 46 minutes after post)

Nice

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Gloversville, NY, US | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (20 hours, 20 minutes after post)

hahahahahaha.. nice post.. but i must say.. you have to add one more…

dont forget those posts that are a mere image of another post.. just worded differently.. because they want attention and are seeing that the original poster is getting it.. lol..

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Edmonton, AB, CA | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (23 hours, 31 minutes after post)

wiki killed my pa is solid gold bacon.

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Bacon, God of Gods offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 148 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (1 day after post)

lol

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Most oft Asked Help.com post, 2! as times change and people come and go, so do the posts that occur most often on help.com. Though TJ was the OP, times changed and posts altered. now is the new battle for the most common post in help.com!

[poll:Please come do my homework for me because i dont want to put in the 5 minutes of effort, goodbye cruel wurld, wikipedia killed my Pa, lol; u guise r all dum; lawl, Plzhelp i dnt kno if shelike s me or not but i no she lyks sum1 else like her wut can i do?, omg my bf nd my bff wre lyke totaly ******* and i saw them wat do i do???????? PLZ PLZ PLZ help!!!!!, lets make fun of other peoples posts because I have nothing better to do with my life, my daddy doesnt luv me cuz he wudnt give me muny to go buy moar hooker clothez, OMG! MY FRIENDZ H8 ME BEKAZ DEY R ALL STOOPIDZ!!ONE!!111ONEONEONEELEVEN!11, Hello please today. i am used to rich beings before but is now i am not the money. send kind sir the american dollars to I. send please your checking address to (email removed) i kansas live in. thank yo kind sir.] feel free to add

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