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Finally a smart blonde joke…

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

She has the Title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

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foreverfreckled invited 1 user to read this post 1 year, 5 months ago.

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smartblond112 offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (9 minutes after post)

That is hilarious!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Lol I love this!!!!

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Milwaukee, WI, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (10 minutes after post)

loved it !!!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 minutes after post)

Wasn’t it just amazing!!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (18 minutes after post)

well im a blonde and i’ve heard so many jokes dissing blondes…lol
so when i saw this im like….YAY!!!! this is a great blonde joke :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 hours, 43 minutes after post)

haha that was great

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Edmonton, AB, CA | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 hours, 51 minutes after post)

lol, very good.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (5 hours, 36 minutes after post)

haha.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (5 hours, 52 minutes after post)

I’m a blonde 2 n its bout x 4 smart blonde joke . Thx 4 putn da smile back in my day!

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Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (7 hours, 39 minutes after post)

now… that was a good joke… and it only shows that not all blonds are dumb… lmfao.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (8 hours, 54 minutes after post)

still laughing

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 hours, 18 minutes after post)

haha. Very Funny :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 hours, 46 minutes after post)

Oh good! Finally! I am blonde… and one of my very good friends loves to tell me blonde jokes! Aha! I think he needs to see this one! :))

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Edmonton, AB, CA | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 hours, 52 minutes after post)

I love your blonde chick avatar sister ;)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (12 hours, 59 minutes after post)

tictactomm wrote:
I love your blonde chick avatar sister ;)

LOL! Thanks! I didn’t think about that. It sure is a blonde chick… chasing a fly! :)) Funny that is the nickname my grandpa used to give my mother, “chickie” because she had downy blonde hair as a little girl.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (18 hours, 43 minutes after post)

Great post! I’m stealing this!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 7 hours after post)

cuteee

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 7 hours after post)

thanks :) just goes to show that us blondes can be pretty smart sometimes..lol

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 day, 14 hours after post)

this was great where did u get this joke from

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