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I have fallen painfully in love with the Hulk/Edward Norton/Bruce Banner.

This will not stop, I keep falling painfully in love with men that are NOT REAL. It is NOT HELPFUL.

I really, really love him. Its actually a physical pain right now, a literal heart ache that I’m experiencing because I can’t have him.

I love him when he’s hiding in South America, doing breathing excercises. I love him when he’s trying to stop the inevitable from happening because he doesn’t want anyone to get hurt. I love him when its happened and he roars in such a raw, powerful, wild way, that I feel as though I may be experiencing my first orgasm. I love him afterward when he’s lying in a rainforest with pants that no longer fit him. I love him because he’s needy and once he gets to a certain point, he can’t control himself.

Thats exactly how I feel. We could work it out together, he and I, I could calm him, reassure him when it was happening, and he could be there for me, silent and strong, when my world feels like its closing in around me. I would stroke his lean body.

Hell, I would lose my virginity to him. Even if he turned into the Hulk during.

Especially if that happened. I am so, irrepressably sexually attracted to the Hulk I felt like screaming at the screen once the movie was over.

How am I supposed to find a guy that meets those specifications?

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Anonymous #
3 months, 2 weeks ago (48 minutes after post)

Dammnit, I really wanted someone to talk to.

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Anonymous #
3 months, 2 weeks ago (49 minutes after post)

I’m gonna keep talking because I really need to.

I find something really sexually attractive about power, and when its concentrated in superhero/edward norton form I’m just plain blown away.

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Anonymous #
3 months, 2 weeks ago (50 minutes after post)

It sucks because I know he doesn’t exist and he can’t exist, but I want him SO bad.

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Anonymous #
3 months, 2 weeks ago (51 minutes after post)

This sucks.

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PerpetuallyInLove offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months, 2 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

I hate this.

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Help me with: I just gave the guy I like a note saying that I like him.
Nante offline Verified User (3 months, 4 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 596 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months, 2 weeks ago (4 days, 1 hour after post)

Oh okay first Im sorry nobody replied they probably didnt know you if were serious
But it is really actually understandable I think, You just seem to have a fetish for very strong dominate men and whos stronger then the hulk are any of the guys you like in real lifelike this?

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PerpetuallyInLove offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months, 2 weeks ago (4 days, 1 hour after post)

I havent’ found a lot of guys I like in real life lol :D Its not just that, its the combination of the power and the vulnerability. Its soooooo attractive. Have you ever seen Arabian Nights? Because the sultan in isnt has power, duh, but he has problems that he can’t work out without the help of this beautiful woman who basically saves him from himself. Also, the idea of being the person who can walk up to the hulk and just say his name, not one of the characters who runs away, is such a romantic idea.

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Help me with: I just gave the guy I like a note saying that I like him.
ladyphoenix444 offline Verified User (4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months, 2 weeks ago (5 days, 16 hours after post)

The men in my life have been Christian Bale, Clive Owen, Ed Norton…I fell for Ed Norton when I watched “Fight Club”, “Clive Owen” in “Closer” because he was just a “caveman” like he put it…I love the intensity in their eyes…it captures you…and Christian Bale in “The Machinst,” there was such hidden mystery behind the eyes….

it’s ok to have fantasies, but don’t let yourself get carried away because you will end up hurting yourself and reality is never EVER even close to the fantasies depicted on the silver screen or in a great novel…Much love and respect, LP4444

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