In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears.
Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, and many shouts of “Show me youre moves” were yelled. Desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made what scientists now believe to be called the Big Bang, which just so happened to occur as god was about to get out of bed, causing him to yell “WHAT THE FU–”, much to the lulz of Captain Falcon. this occurance made the universe and everything in it last thursday, and unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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alas, after many countless eons, the universe was once again in peril, as a newly formed captain falcon was beginning to take hold in the universe, another challenger appeared. the time the challenger only identified himself as EX-LAX THE IRRIGATOR, he too wielded the deadly power of the falcon punch, which lead to another despiration tactic resulting in the unstoppables colliding, laying waste to all of creation (which unfortunately somehow didnt include michael moore, who was eating the state of new york at the time, srsly, WTF?).
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it. If these two powers were ever to collide again, it would be catastrophic.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it. it also destroyed everything. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it, unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it, unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it, unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGeGHEHmA0&eurl=http://%20encyclopediadramatica]
alas, after many countless eons, the universe was once again in peril, as a newly formed captain falcon was beginning to take hold in the universe, another challenger appeared. the time the challenger only identified himself as EX-LAX THE IRRIGATOR, he too wielded the deadly power of the falcon punch, which lead to another despiration tactic resulting in the unstoppables colliding, laying waste to all of creation.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it, unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGeGHEHmA0&eurl=http://%20encyclopediadramatica]
alas, after many countless eons, the universe was once again in peril, as a newly formed captain falcon was beginning to take hold in the universe, another challenger appeared. the time the challenger only identified himself as EX-LAX THE IRRIGATOR, he too wielded the deadly power of the falcon punch, which lead to another despiration tactic resulting in the unstoppables colliding, laying waste to all of creation (which unfortunately somehow didnt include michael moore, srsly, WTF?).
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made the universe and everything in it, unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGeGHEHmA0&eurl]
alas, after many countless eons, the universe was once again in peril, as a newly formed captain falcon was beginning to take hold in the universe, another challenger appeared. the time the challenger only identified himself as EX-LAX THE IRRIGATOR, he too wielded the deadly power of the falcon punch, which lead to another despiration tactic resulting in the unstoppables colliding, laying waste to all of creation (which unfortunately somehow didnt include michael moore, srsly, WTF?).
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
BaconByAnyOtherName edited this post 1 year, 5 months ago. Read the previous text »
In the beginning, there was captain falcon, then a challenger appears. Wandering in the darkness, the only existance, Captain Falcon had devised the most full of pwn and win thing ever. the Falcon Punch. then one day, a challenger Appeared, named Noclaf Niatpac, who also mastered the might and awe of the falcon punch. They fought for millions of millenia, and many shouts of “Show me youre moves” were yelled. Desperate, each let forth a reality breaking Falcon Punch, which collided, the power released made what scientists now believe to be called the Big Bang, which just so happened to occur as god was about to get out of bed, causing him to yell, much to the lulz of Captain Falcon. this occurance made the universe and everything in it last thursday, and unfortunately that also included michael moore, but thats a different story for a different day. anyway, the falcon punches collided and made teh universe, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGeGHEHmA0&eurl]
alas, after many countless eons, the universe was once again in peril, as a newly formed captain falcon was beginning to take hold in the universe, another challenger appeared. the time the challenger only identified himself as EX-LAX THE IRRIGATOR, he too wielded the deadly power of the falcon punch, which lead to another despiration tactic resulting in the unstoppables colliding, laying waste to all of creation (which unfortunately somehow didnt include michael moore, who was eating the state of new york at the time, srsly, WTF?).
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAzYI7DF_o&eurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Falcon_punch]
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