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ma birthday party
so i jes turn 40in hell it wer a party. i uz still worken dj at deja vu bes dam job i ever took looken at tities in poon all day in nigt to. gotta play a lota dam rapity rapity yo yo but hell yuo go in take the god with the bad i slipt in som rill music evar no in than. venom in whatnot but anahow me in carlos he work the mop nasty job let me tell yuo. lot a seed ta cleen in that place well me in him we dicite to get all fuckt up in anor a my birthday. so we got us a galon a gin the god stuff to -gordins- in with it we intice some them dancers a come on over carlos place - i is atween resadinses - in carlos lie in say he got him some cokane. so these girls come on ovar in we start lisnin ta music in drinking gin in hell its all god but them girls is all weres the cokane trippy in donday es el cokane carlos
in hell we aint got us none ut carlos he wisper to me trippy yuo go in give me twenny fiv dollars in i is a git one a them dancers ta sukle yer membar fer shure. but he aint say it rigt cas he aint spek inglish so god. in hell they aint dancers anaway but what the **** i go in give hime tthe mony. i aint yuoshulee got me that much but tips was god on accownt a me bein birthday boy.
so carlos he go off on his bike in them girls is inpashent but perty is anathin in we is sitten ron in i is all doan yoiu wory none girls ole carlos ill be back he got him some rill conekshuns but i wernt none to shore a that. in i put on a cd in say whyint yuogirls tek off yer panties in dans aron some but they aint haven none a that without no dam cokane. it were loken rill bad but carlos he come back in recard tim in i lernt rigt then in ther that yuo cin truss yuo them mexicin.
carlos aint brot no rill cokane bak but you all ever smoke crack? we been smoken it evar sinse lot a fun but it alus leev yuo wanten more. lik that pert a yer back waht yuo caint reetch wehn it need a scratchen. so thats ma birthday never did get no poon but this here crak is the most bestest thing evar. them girls tok off after awile but me in carlos is haven us a gran ole tim. wehn yuo smok it it go crack like that in we ben smoken it in byen mor in callen in sik fer days. i is thinken tat meby ma job is done fer in ah hell im 40 in this meby aint such a way fer a man a ma years to be liven. i seen a girl do a dog once.
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