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Why Bill Gates might Sell OFF Microsoft

Banta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as the O/S and was unhappy with the same and writes a letter to Bill Gates, regarding the same.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no ‘Stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any ‘Re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and she tried a lot to trace the key with this ‘Find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child has learnt ‘MICROSOFT WORD’ now he wants to learn ‘MICROSOFT SENTENCE’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, Mouse and Keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’ when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provided ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is “GATES” but you are selling “WINDOWS?”

Regards,
Banta

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MamaBear {Felicity} offline Verified User (8 months, 1 week) Long Term User Shouts: 227 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 2 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

Very funny ending,thanks for the invite buddy :)

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Littleton, CO, US | 2 months, 1 week ago (3 hours, 23 minutes after post)

I’ve had many similar curiousities and concerns, based on what others perhaps might consider to be ignorance (or ambitious motivation and progressive inspiration.)

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Newark, NJ, US | 2 months, 1 week ago (7 hours, 53 minutes after post)

ROFL!!!!! :D Yes, a lot of funny things about Microsoft!!

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An Unknown Location | 2 months, 1 week ago (13 hours, 52 minutes after post)

I thought its tooo funny but there are not much replies. I think very few ppl liked it. Anyways, thanx frnds for ur input :)

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that’s so funny lol thanks for sharing!

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An Unknown Location | 2 months, 1 week ago (2 days, 5 hours after post)

LOOOL =D haha ..i like #6 the most! :P

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An Unknown Location | 2 months, 1 week ago (3 days after post)

Where did you get that?

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GB | 2 months, 1 week ago (3 days after post)

9. You provided ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

LOL

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That was pretty funny! Thanks

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Lol pretty good :) made me laugh a bit anyway.

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sos1234 wrote:
that’s so funny lol thanks for sharing!

u r welcome :)

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Nadia.92 wrote:
LOOOL =D haha ..i like #6 the most! :P

yep. It was funny ;)

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Where did you get that?

From a website. It sends me jokes. Some are really funny while some are so so. I liked this one so I posted it.

PomPom wrote:
9. You provided ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

:)
LOL

Shakeybritches wrote:
That was pretty funny! Thanks

U r welcome Buddy :)

Amber eyes wrote:
Lol pretty good :) made me laugh a bit anyway.

a bit? I liked it much. Anyways, Have a Nice Day and Keep Smiling :)

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An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

#4 is hilarious!

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i_am_a_girl wrote:
#4 is hilarious!

Yep. It is.

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Burnaby, BC, CA | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

“gates” refers to the vast array of logic devices needed to decode the machine
language.

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GB | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

does anyone know who banta is?

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Burnaby, BC, CA | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

he is the guy who bought the computer .

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An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

PomPom wrote:
does anyone know who banta is?

spiratec9 wrote:
he is the guy who bought the computer .

Yep :)

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An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

PomPom wrote:
does anyone know who banta is?

Do u know Sardar Jee? About whom many Jokes are famous. Same is the Banta.

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An Unknown Location | 2 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

spiratec9 wrote:
“gates” refers to the vast array of logic devices needed to decode the machine language.

Gates is the Creator of the Windows u use Everyday.

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