5 Tips on Dealing with a Demonically Possessed Animal.
1. Make sure that the animal is possessed.(if it’s not, stop reading this immediatly)
2. If the animal is possessed, sprinkle it with holy water.(holy water is water blessed by a religious cleric, so make sure you find one before continuing this process)
3. If holy water causes the animal pain, contact a cleric for exorcism and/or extermination.
4. If exorcism has no effect on animal, and the cleric unfortunatly is killed, find the closest weapon in your area and stab animal in heart.(if this doesn’t work, have fun, because you have an indestructable animal)
5. If animal is still alive, run, because you have seriously angered the animal.(if you live through the mauling and/or killing, what in the world are you, a demon?)
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