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I’m wearing a clean shirt, I’m hungry, I have some soup, and i only have a fork.

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jed drums-manically- offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (0 minutes after post)

welcome to my world.

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Help me with: so incredibly lonely, I cannot describe the emptiness, let alone get over it.
chansamer offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 minute after post)

use a straw lol

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Help me with: anyone else hear watch colbert?
Qjet offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 minute after post)

does your world lack spoons?

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_synthetic offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 minute after post)

Pick up the bowl, tilt towards face, drink deeply.

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Help me with: what toppings should I have on my burger?
chansamer offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 minute after post)

no i’m pretty good on spoons lol

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Qjet offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

i said i didn’t want to get my shirt dirty. I can think of nothing more sloppy!

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jed drums-manically- offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

My world frequently lacks anything practical or the least bit useful. But its fun, u must admit

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Help me with: so incredibly lonely, I cannot describe the emptiness, let alone get over it.
Boric offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Somerville, MA, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

whats holding the soup….because i think thats also one more item

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chansamer offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

lol jed’s got a good point

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Ettagirl offline Verified User (2 years, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
US | 1 year, 5 months ago (13 minutes after post)

buy a spoon…or a spork…or get a straw..or drink it from the bowl and enjoy =)

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Help me with: ok,so i feel like i am friendless
_synthetic offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (14 minutes after post)

Boric has a point. There’s something fishy about this scenario…

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Qjet offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (14 minutes after post)

BUY? honestly i think it would be easier to go to a place that sells food and get a spoon for free then to go to a store that sells spoons just to go BACK home and eat soup that would be cold by the time i got back. This is not a solution.

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Ettagirl offline Verified User (2 years, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
US | 1 year, 5 months ago (16 minutes after post)

ok..then fine dont buy it.lol.well then just drink it.it could be fun.act crazy! =) lol

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*!MaryChan!* offline Verified User (2 years, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Denver, CO, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Actually I think the best way is to sip it from the bowl.. It doesn’t have to be messy unless you make it..

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1 year, 5 months ago (22 minutes after post)

Absorb the soup with your mind.

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_synthetic offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (22 minutes after post)

Anon is a Jedi!?

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Boric offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Somerville, MA, US | 1 year, 5 months ago (28 minutes after post)

and what kind of soup is this…whats holding it. what are you sitting on….give us details.

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Time Traveller offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 hour, 32 minutes after post)

Take off your shirt, then drink the soup from the bowl.

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_synthetic offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 37 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (1 hour, 55 minutes after post)

2Hazel wrote:
Take off your shirt, then drink the soup from the bowl.

Win.

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biliferd offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (9 hours, 15 minutes after post)

um take ur shirt off first then pick bowl up and drink soup.

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